What have I just eaten?
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Gretchen

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19,460 posts

232 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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It was from the Chinese.

It was flat, orange, battered.

Each piece was approx half palm size. There were several pieces.

Inside the consistency of cheese? (I'm not entirely sure I want to know...)

Inside was white.

It was in a sauce, sweet and sour chilli flavour, again orange.

There were vegetables. Peppers, Carrots, Cauliflower.

It was bland. Not chicken, not beef.

I didn't order it, I didn't pay for it.

I don't know what it was and neither do my fellow diners?!?

I don't know if I liked it or not.

I'm dubious.

What was it?


BeerForBreakfast

1,519 posts

208 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Battered rats head of course. Very popular.

anonymous-user

70 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Pickled bulls testicles?

Mr_B

10,480 posts

259 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Was the Chinese located next to a pond ?

turbobloke

112,344 posts

276 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Is the Dalai Lama walking with a limp?

Or maybe one of his anti-olympic protesters has 'lost' something.

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

246 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Check telegraph poles/lamp-posts in your area for a proliferation of "Missing cat" posters.

anonymous-user

70 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Kung Po Tofu confused

King of d sofa

446 posts

208 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Battered sweet potato?

Gretchen

Original Poster:

19,460 posts

232 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Jimboka said:
Pickled bulls testicles?
No, I have something similar on a Wednesday.

Highly suspect this was indeed a vegetarian dish.

I am feeling nauseous.



Westy Pre-Lit

5,088 posts

219 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Did you happen to notice any stray cats/dogs in the area?

beastie

604 posts

239 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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cream of Sum Young Guy?

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

246 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Gretchen said:
Highly suspect this was indeed a vegetarian dish.

I am feeling nauseous.
I'm not surprised. You ate VEGETABLES? What were you thinking?

You need some meat inside you (and I don't mean that in a R Rammage kind of way.)

moleamol

15,887 posts

279 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Was it not just really poor quality chicken?

Stu247

811 posts

262 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Squid?

Gretchen

Original Poster:

19,460 posts

232 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Stu247 said:
Squid?
I said I didn't pay for it.


Pesty

42,655 posts

272 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Placenta chinese style

Don

28,378 posts

300 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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You ate Tofu.

Harmless.

In fact it is so astonishingly harmless that the whole point of it is to act as a platform that allows you to eat the sauce it comes in. It is "beancurd" IIRC and is a perfectly wholesome vegetarian-friendly product.

It tastes of nothing and has a texture that makes it suitable as a food for people with no teeth.

Personally I prefer the Indian equivalent: "Paneer". At least that is a sort of "cheese". Sort of. A little. It's not bad covered in enough Ghee and oodles of spinach in "Saag Paneer".

Don

28,378 posts

300 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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By the way: I rather like your work. It has the appeal of "naive" artists but I guess from the more representational stuff you've done you are formally trained.

As a heads-up to other PHers - visit Gretchen's site for a perusal of her work. It's worth it. yes

I already have a collection larger than I have room for..else I'd be shopping...

Angelique

510 posts

207 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Dog/cat/somebodies long lost guinea-pig? It's anybodies guess.

Gretchen

Original Poster:

19,460 posts

232 months

Sunday 22nd June 2008
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Don said:
By the way: I rather like your work. It has the appeal of "naive" artists but I guess from the more representational stuff you've done you are formally trained.

As a heads-up to other PHers - visit Gretchen's site for a perusal of her work. It's worth it. yes

I already have a collection larger than I have room for..else I'd be shopping...
I'd take credit for it, but it's not of my hand.

Thanks all the same, i'll be sure to pass the comments on to the artist herself (my best friend).

And you're right, it's well worth visiting.