What you have learnt from you trip this year?
What you have learnt from you trip this year?
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Uglybob

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84 posts

221 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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After an eventfull trip down im interested to see what everyone else had learnt this year. In our convoy we had one altinator fault, a oil spill, a near broken sump, a brush with the cops, a car fire and a forgotten tent.

Lessons learnt- check the car for ages before doing silly miles. Dont over fill on oil in a mad panic. Dont go on the A3 when your sump is 2" off the deck. Carry a wireing diagram for the car and a fire extinisher! Speaks for itself, dont forget your tent!

Yours?

Edited by Uglybob on Monday 16th June 20:32

djon

409 posts

263 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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Don't trust the French - camera stealing mofos...

Don't go to the chinese when for the end of the race as they close all roads going into the campsites.

Don't drink 3 bottles of Lanson in 45 minutes as it results in many objects ing stacked on you when you fall asleep/pass out.

Burnham

3,668 posts

288 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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I learnt that you cant live on BBQ food for 4 days straight...without some serious toilet action.

Dude, how can you forget a tent?

evilcupra

10 posts

223 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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If you want to go for a pose on Friday, do it earlier in the day.

5 days of bbq does indeed turn your insides out.

Make sure you are part of a big pitch as then there is always someone to watch over your camp.

Edited by evilcupra on Monday 16th June 22:12


Edited by evilcupra on Monday 16th June 22:13

*Kosta*

911 posts

232 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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I must have guts of steel. 5 Days of BBQ action didn't effect my turd habits one bit!

Lesson for me is - Bring more people with us last time, it would be much more fun if there were more than 3 of us, and also get my clutch changed before i go!

Irish

3,991 posts

268 months

Monday 16th June 2008
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If you are going to stop for lunch don't forget they will breathalise your 100 yards down the road.

First time for me. Coca cola worked wonders!

brocks

36 posts

224 months

Tuesday 17th June 2008
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I met the rest of our convoy in Stanstead after travelling down the day before....My lesson is:

Don't lock your keys in the boot while you detail the last bits of your car bangheadweeping Especially When the spare key is 25 miles away!

Poledriver

29,576 posts

223 months

Tuesday 17th June 2008
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1) Don't accept chocolate cake from Danish guys!smokin
2) Don't accept ginger and chilli biscuits without a fire extinguisher close by.
3) Don't leave the camp on Sunday if you want to get back before 7:00 PM (Stupid Fcensoredng french police!)

//j17

5,064 posts

252 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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DO drive to Le Mans with a knackered ball joint as the Euro breakdown cover will take you to a garage full of Ferarris/E-Types and Astons to get it fixed.

Go to the tram stop and buy your tickets at 9AM so you don't have to queue when you want to go in to Le Mans for the drivers parade.

Rich VRS

605 posts

229 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Poledriver said:
1) Don't accept chocolate cake from Danish guys!smokin
lol!!! good weekend then

Nick M

3,632 posts

252 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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- DON'T drive down on the Friday night as it feels like you've joined in halfway through proceedings and are constantly trying to catch up frown

That said, 3 hours and 18 minutes from Eurotunnel to Houx wasn't bad....


- DO miss stuff out and leave yourself wanting a bit more - already planning the trip for next year...

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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//j17 said:
DO drive to Le Mans with a knackered ball joint as the Euro breakdown cover will take you to a garage full of Ferarris/E-Types and Astons to get it fixed.

Go to the tram stop and buy your tickets at 9AM so you don't have to queue when you want to go in to Le Mans for the drivers parade.
Feck me, the penny has finally dropped!

Did you get the fridge recovered as well?


//j17

5,064 posts

252 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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rude-boy said:
//j17 said:
DO drive to Le Mans with a knackered ball joint as the Euro breakdown cover will take you to a garage full of Ferarris/E-Types and Astons to get it fixed.

Go to the tram stop and buy your tickets at 9AM so you don't have to queue when you want to go in to Le Mans for the drivers parade.
Feck me, the penny has finally dropped!

Did you get the fridge recovered as well?
Fridge went to someone from TVRCC I believe - the old bird took care of it's non-pikie desposal.

While waiting for recovery truck on Monday did get to see some pikies driving past with a fridge in their trailer... a fridge covered in pikie abuse smile

Edited by //j17 on Wednesday 18th June 13:42

Jonny_

4,696 posts

236 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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1. Never try returning to Bleu Nord in a car just after the end of the race (had gone to watch last hour at at Arnage) - Frog police love nothing more than closing roads and pissing off the English!

2. Lock tents - some b***ard raided ours, luckily all they got were a pair of torches, a cheapo MP3 player FM transmitter and a folding stool.

3. French campsite toilets are deeply unpleasant, and the showers are grotty and cold.

4. Other than the above, LM farking rocks! biggrin

Del 203

12,728 posts

278 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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//j17 said:
the old bird
anonymous said:
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Now now hehe

FcukDieselRacing

34 posts

244 months

Wednesday 18th June 2008
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Dutch blokes are absolutely top people!!!

Old Geezer

3,598 posts

223 months

Thursday 19th June 2008
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Buy more beer on the Wednesday supermarket run!
Buy more Fruit-n-fibre as well!
BBQ French sausages bung you up!

Cheap Red wine gets you pissed and gives you a head-ach!

The people in the big Red London bus are all loopy!

Simond001

4,519 posts

306 months

Thursday 19th June 2008
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The difference between 140 and 173 is 695 euros.

E36GUY

5,907 posts

247 months

Thursday 19th June 2008
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Simond001 said:
The difference between 140 and 173 is 695 euros.
rofl

ph1l5

5,027 posts

231 months

Thursday 19th June 2008
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Old Geezer said:
Buy more beer on the Wednesday supermarket run!
bung you up!

Cheap Red wine gets you pissed and gives you a head-ach!
I agree.