Why do flies fly in 'squares'
Why do flies fly in 'squares'
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Silverbullet767

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11,343 posts

236 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Why the hell do they fly in squares, they never seem to turn gradually, just forward for a bit, 90 degree turn, repeat.

Strange things.

Blukoo

3,812 posts

227 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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They'ye probably not in a rush to get anywhere, so they just take the scenic route.

gangster66

340 posts

222 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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The one you're watching has only got a Huey Lewis & the News track on its iPod

XMES RUS

1,318 posts

254 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Easy to swot them if you miss on the 1st, 2nd or 10th time.


LukeBird

17,170 posts

239 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Maybe it was dropped on its head as a baby?

DrTre

12,957 posts

262 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Brownian motion

Viper_Larry

4,377 posts

286 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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They're clearly hot and looking for an open door to get outwink

NobleLord

1,065 posts

278 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Best post ever biggrin

No idea why but always wondered the same...

NL

Rod Rammage

2,557 posts

230 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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DrTre said:
Brownian motion
Ooh, I love Brownian motion, me.

Makes tea-making so much easier.


Wife: You not going to stir that Rod?

Me: No need love - Brownian motion will take care of it!


Some of my other favourite motions include:

- the motion of the ocean; and

- the loco-motion.



...



Actually, NOT the locomotion. Even with Kylie singing, that is a dreadful song.


Silverbullet767

Original Poster:

11,343 posts

236 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Viper_Larry said:
They're clearly hot and looking for an open door to get outwink
Careful..... hehe

MKH9130

4,121 posts

238 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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gangster66 said:
The one you're watching has only got a Huey Lewis & the News track on its iPod
rofl

Mattygooner

5,304 posts

234 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Fly's are very paranoid, probably just checking there is no one following him.

Asterix

24,438 posts

258 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Maybe it is enacting one of it's favourite scenes from Tron.

Eddh

4,656 posts

222 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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i thought they flew round and round in circles?

Simpo Two

92,956 posts

295 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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If they're like bees, then it's some kind of 'Follow me, I can see a turd!' dance.

But then again, fighter pilots are told never to fly straight and level in a combat zone, so maybe they're re-incarnated fighter pilots? The ones that do fly straight and level get eaten by swallows etc.

Edited by Simpo Two on Tuesday 6th May 14:22

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

260 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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This thread has some of the best replies ever, i'm pissing myself reading them!!

roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

Tunku

7,703 posts

258 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Silverbullet767 said:
Why the hell do they fly in squares, they never seem to turn gradually, just forward for a bit, 90 degree turn, repeat.

Strange things.
I once mentioned this very fact to Mrs. Tunku. She put on 'that' face, so I never mentioned it again.I still watch flies flying, and musing.

gangster66

340 posts

222 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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Swatting a fly in mid-air is one of the most satisfying feelings I know.

cloud9

Edited by gangster66 on Tuesday 6th May 19:28

DOOG

1,905 posts

276 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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They fly in squares because they can.. The design of their wings gives them incredible agility of flight..

Birds and butterflies are unable to turn anywhere near as quickly.. Preferring more sweeping turns..

When flies do it they are simply showboating their sharp handling to onlookers...

( I imagine..)

leeb

1,074 posts

273 months

Tuesday 6th May 2008
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the ones you are watching are just the good dancers of the fly world. look at how quick them human breakdancers move, they are just the fly equivalent! hit em!!!