Gillette Fusion - Big thumbs up!!!!
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It's a decent shave, but it's not THAT good. Certainly not the thick end of £2.50 a cartridge good. I got one for Christmas from an elderly relative. The gel's good though.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
CommanderJameson said:
It's a decent shave, but it's not THAT good. Certainly not the thick end of £2.50 a cartridge good. I got one for Christmas from an elderly relative. The gel's good though.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.

"I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!"
The Onion is pure genius. Reminds me of the Coca Cola 30 litre story donkey's years ago - http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39296
The Onion is pure genius. Reminds me of the Coca Cola 30 litre story donkey's years ago - http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39296
CommanderJameson said:
It's a decent shave, but it's not THAT good. Certainly not the thick end of £2.50 a cartridge good. I got one for Christmas from an elderly relative. The gel's good though.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
I think Hale and Pace did it before that - I can't find a video clip of it but remember it from ages ago.And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
I got fed up of paying silly money for razor blades so now use a 1930s double edged razor. Blades cost about £3 for 10 and it gives a much better shave than any other razor I have tried apart from a straight one. It does take a little getting used to, but it's worth taking the time to learn. Using a proper brush and shaving soap also makes a big difference. Most of the gels are horrible in comparison.
tank slapper said:
CommanderJameson said:
It's a decent shave, but it's not THAT good. Certainly not the thick end of £2.50 a cartridge good. I got one for Christmas from an elderly relative. The gel's good though.
And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
I think Hale and Pace did it before that - I can't find a video clip of it but remember it from ages ago.And remember, The Onion saw it coming.
I got fed up of paying silly money for razor blades so now use a 1930s double edged razor. Blades cost about £3 for 10 and it gives a much better shave than any other razor I have tried apart from a straight one. It does take a little getting used to, but it's worth taking the time to learn. Using a proper brush and shaving soap also makes a big difference. Most of the gels are horrible in comparison.
If you haven't tried the KoS shaving oil, give it a go; it's a revelation, especially if you're prone to razor burn.
CommanderJameson said:
If you haven't tried the KoS shaving oil, give it a go; it's a revelation, especially if you're prone to razor burn.
I tried it once before, and it did help if using gel or foam out of a can, but with decent soap and a brush there isn't really any point.If you get razor burn, it is often because the razor is cutting too aggressively. Multi-bladed ones work by the first blade snagging and pulling the hair and one of the subsequent ones actually cutting. This may be OK for some people but if you are of dark complexion or have a thick beard it can result in the cut happening at a point on the hair that is normally just below the surface of the skin. This can cause bumps and ingrown hairs. A single bladed safety razor just slices the hair off at skin level and so can be a lot more forgiving. It doesn't give as close a shave in a single stroke, so you have to go over a couple of times but does result in a lot less discomfort, and the end result is still very close. You can't use any pressure at all with it though as you will cut yourself, but the idea is that the blade does the work.
I've been converted to the Fusion too. Yes, the blades cost a packet, but they also last a lot longer than Mach 3's or similar.
You can also save a couple of quid by buying the "non-power" blades,as long as you don't mind your razor and blades no longer being colour co-ordinated.
don't buy the Ebay blades either, or so I'm told. They're apparently Chinese copies and rather nasty.
You can also save a couple of quid by buying the "non-power" blades,as long as you don't mind your razor and blades no longer being colour co-ordinated.
don't buy the Ebay blades either, or so I'm told. They're apparently Chinese copies and rather nasty.
Berz said:
Snipped from a funny piece, written in jest by the Gillette CEO, mocking the addition of more and more blades to razors:
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the f
king vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the b
ds went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, f
k it. We're going to five blades. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Written by The Onion, not the Gillette CEO, and linked further up the thread.Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the f
king vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the b
ds went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, f
k it. We're going to five blades. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 CommanderJameson said:
Berz said:
Snipped from a funny piece, written in jest by the Gillette CEO, mocking the addition of more and more blades to razors:
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the f
king vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the b
ds went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, f
k it. We're going to five blades. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Duuuuuuuhhhhhh! Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the f
king vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the b
ds went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, f
k it. We're going to five blades. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 
Cheers,
FT
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