Essex beer monster goes tea total

[gemini]

Well TDF has gone and drunk so much at LM that hes booked himself and his good lady into a beer free hotel in France

Is this a shelter for the all beered out?

Big M
have a word!

[crimson king 500]

I talked to his good lady and the rumours about colonic irrigation made my eyes water.... I wonder how long this thread will have grown by before he is able to defend himself.
CK500

[gemini]

there was talk of leg waxing (just for him)

oh another 4 or so days before he can post!

[crimson king 500]

Was it just his legs!!!!
CK500
I can feel the backlash already

[Big_M]

Sorry folks - had a phone call from TdF earlier -

THE HOTEL IS NOT DRY

Gemini - Mrs TdF wanted to know if the tomato sauce worked

[Podie]

Think the hotel is "free beer" not "beer free"

[gemini]

I think Mrs TdF was taking the pee!

My bleach blonde hair was turning green so Mrs TdF said to smother it in TS

Looked like sonic hedgehog for an hour and smelt like a bowl of soup!

Its still green

[Big_M]

gemini said:

I think Mrs TdF was taking the pee!

Oh yes Mrs TdF is very good at that. Still I got my own back by starting the rumour about the colonic irrigation at the hotel. Offered to lend Mr TdF a pair of rubber gloves as well

[gemini]

frightening goatee beard aswell!

[Big_M]

gemini said:

frightening goatee beard aswell!

Ahhhhhhhh - It's a beard - I thought he had dribbled down his chin.

Apparently he only grew it coz he got fed up of people mistaking him for Phil Mitchell.