Calling Wayne

[highflyer]

Hi Wayne can you get in touch please, as I have something that you will be interested in, cheers Russell.

[M3desmo]

I think he's sunning himself in Mauritius at the moment - out there for his daughter's wedding?

[Steve_D]

M3desmo said:

I think he's sunning himself in Mauritius at the moment - out there for his daughter's wedding?

You mean he hasn't taken his laptop with him.
Bet he had to have it surgically removed.

Steve

[GTWayne]

And as if by magic, here I am!
This message comes to you from kind of sunny-is Mauritius. Everything is wonderfull and life is good. I will be back shortly Russ and will PM you upon my return , peace out.

[bluesatin]

God help us. Wayne as Mr Ben

[SimonMaidenhead]

What is the world coming to when you have to go all the way to Mauritius to give your daughter away? Surely it wasn't that long ago when you could do it locally. Have to wonder if this is some kind of tax dodge?

[DHGTR]

Perhaps his daughter thought she would be far enough away but he managed to track her down

[GTWayne]

Life on PH's is one thing, but real life is something totally different, don't you agree?
My only real problem is establishing where the cross over point is