RE: Scrapping with the Germans
Thursday 22nd November 2001
Scrapping with the Germans
Sledgehammers come out as Berliners relieve their stress
Discussion
1) Pale blue R plate Seat Ibiza (see my post in >Fun: Own up - who's got the most points?< ) preferably with driver inside.
2) Renault Espace/BMW X5/Disco/Sharalaxy/Land Cruiser (especially Land Cruiser) and any other vehicle that drops off 1 child from the school at the end of my road despite having room for 47 kids, 6 dogs and a grand piano inside, clattering off my wing mirrors, blocking the road for two hours a day, and generally being a menace to society. YOU DON'T LIVE AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN OR RUN A TAXI FIRM !!! BUY A PUNTO
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3) All promotional Smarts. Neither big nor clever, and the one from Custard Computers of Nottingham is the worst driven car in the world (allegedly)
2) Renault Espace/BMW X5/Disco/Sharalaxy/Land Cruiser (especially Land Cruiser) and any other vehicle that drops off 1 child from the school at the end of my road despite having room for 47 kids, 6 dogs and a grand piano inside, clattering off my wing mirrors, blocking the road for two hours a day, and generally being a menace to society. YOU DON'T LIVE AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN OR RUN A TAXI FIRM !!! BUY A PUNTO

3) All promotional Smarts. Neither big nor clever, and the one from Custard Computers of Nottingham is the worst driven car in the world (allegedly)
Targeted for Termination would be...
1) Mondeo, registration P*** WLH, preferably with the driver strapped in. The guy is a menace.
2) All cars that hog the middle lane of 3 lane motorways when the inside lane is empty.
3) Over-large Jap Shogun/Landcruiser type vehicles. (Irrespective of whatever lane they may be in
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Edited by Terminator on Thursday 22 November 12:11
1) Mondeo, registration P*** WLH, preferably with the driver strapped in. The guy is a menace.
2) All cars that hog the middle lane of 3 lane motorways when the inside lane is empty.
3) Over-large Jap Shogun/Landcruiser type vehicles. (Irrespective of whatever lane they may be in

Edited by Terminator on Thursday 22 November 12:11
1 - Anything that looks like an oversized tonka toy. This including anything that has more differentials and geaboxes that it has seats.
2 - Caravans.
3 - Rentatrucks. They might all do 80mph but they don't bloody well stop so fast.
4 - Citroen X5. Anyone else noticed that people driving these upturned bathtubs don't notice anyone else on the road.
Plus all the usual - Anyone that drives up your sr$e, middle lane hoggers, rubber-neckers, fog light brigdae etc etc...
2 - Caravans.
3 - Rentatrucks. They might all do 80mph but they don't bloody well stop so fast.
4 - Citroen X5. Anyone else noticed that people driving these upturned bathtubs don't notice anyone else on the road.
Plus all the usual - Anyone that drives up your sr$e, middle lane hoggers, rubber-neckers, fog light brigdae etc etc...
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