Couldn't help but post this !
Discussion
I know its not really car related but the referance to "driving" made me chuckle.
DISASTROUS NEWS FOR BEER DRINKERS
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of
a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women. THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period THE RESULT: 100% of the men
1 Gained weight
2 Talked excessively without making sense
3 Became overly emotional
4 Couldn't drive
5 Failed to think rationally
6 Argued over nothing
7 Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong
No further testing is planned.
DISASTROUS NEWS FOR BEER DRINKERS
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of
a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.
WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women. THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period THE RESULT: 100% of the men
1 Gained weight
2 Talked excessively without making sense
3 Became overly emotional
4 Couldn't drive
5 Failed to think rationally
6 Argued over nothing
7 Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong
No further testing is planned.
If you've had as many bollockings as me for "hosing the bathroom floor" you would, also it comes in handy on those odd get up in the middle of the night ones, don't want to wake up properly or turn the light on because it will hurt. Just wonder in sit down job done back to bed, sod the masculinity aspect it's just easy.
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