Couldn't help but post this !

Couldn't help but post this !

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mel

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10,168 posts

282 months

Wednesday 21st November 2001
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I know its not really car related but the referance to "driving" made me chuckle.

DISASTROUS NEWS FOR BEER DRINKERS
Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of
a recent analysis that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It is advised that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical assistance to assess your beer consumption.

WARNING: Drinking beer eventually turns men into women. THE TEST: 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period THE RESULT: 100% of the men
1 Gained weight
2 Talked excessively without making sense
3 Became overly emotional
4 Couldn't drive
5 Failed to think rationally
6 Argued over nothing
7 Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologise when wrong
No further testing is planned.





apache

39,731 posts

291 months

Wednesday 21st November 2001
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har, har

r-bin

135 posts

283 months

Wednesday 21st November 2001
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hehehehe this is funny! juz like woman....

tvradict

3,829 posts

281 months

Wednesday 21st November 2001
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Fantastic! anyone?

GasBlaster

27,428 posts

286 months

Wednesday 21st November 2001
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Sit down while urinating? Now I've been drunk, but never done that. Asleep while urinating, much more likely.

mel

Original Poster:

10,168 posts

282 months

Thursday 22nd November 2001
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If you've had as many bollockings as me for "hosing the bathroom floor" you would, also it comes in handy on those odd get up in the middle of the night ones, don't want to wake up properly or turn the light on because it will hurt. Just wonder in sit down job done back to bed, sod the masculinity aspect it's just easy.

JonRB

76,108 posts

279 months

Thursday 22nd November 2001
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The only trouble with sitting down to wee in the middle of the night is that you end up having a dump as well.

And now back to the discussion about cars.....

cockers

632 posts

288 months

Thursday 22nd November 2001
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Or you just fall asleep on the Ben Ghazi and you wake up several hours later wondering whose house you're in, because you expected to be in bed.

Well, I do anyway.

philshort

8,293 posts

284 months

Thursday 22nd November 2001
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Long term consumption testing has proved that males will also develop breasts, but sagging is unlikely as the belly acts as a natural wonderbra!