2.0L PistonFall-over Challenge

[PistonFest]

There seems to be some serious beer drinkers amongst you PH naughties............who's really up for a challenge on Saturday night??????
We've got the required glassware, and a stopwatch........quickest time wins the prize.
Commonly known as the "Yard of Ale"- this great British tradition is no easy feat, you need a belly like an expandable bin liner and a perfect technique to be able to complete it without spilling any......total is approx 3.5 pints (1.99cc), of any drink available from the bar - in one go! Give everyone a laugh as you try to complete the PistonFall-over Ale Challenge.
Its not as easy as you might think...!
Names below please......

[mrs fish]

I've done a yard once in my life...... never again

[chim450]

Easy peasy, got the gut like bin liner sorted. Years of playing Rugby has got me prepared for this!

[robp]

I'll do it..............with Vodka

[buster]

LOVE the Vodka idea.

Can I do Pimms?

[bigtone]

If all goes to plan and I end up going, i'll be up for it! Just two questions though:

- What are the prizes?
- Can I drink shandy?

[robp]

How about a game of Centurian?

100 shots of beer, 1 every minute.

It dont sound like a lot but trust me, it gets you wasted!

Incidently, what are the toilet facilites? Once the seal is broken and 100's of people are on the pi$$ it could get a bit congested!

[Buster]

You can use the freshly emptied "yard"

[PistonFest]

robp said: I'll do it..............with Vodka

Note to self: Must carry my video camera

[robp]

Buster said: You can use the freshly emptied "yard"

that could lead to a costly mistake............

"this Lager tastes like..........."



>> Edited by robp on Thursday 15th May 13:01

[PistonFest]

bigtone said: Just two questions though:

- What are the prizes?
- Can I drink shandy?

Prizes yet to be decided- yes to shandy.

[Buster]

robp said:

Buster said: You can use the freshly emptied "yard"

that could lead to a costly mistake............

"this Lager tastes like..........."
Entertaining way to take advantage of the REALLY hammered people - "hey, drink this......"



>> Edited by robp on Thursday 15th May 13:01

[PistonFest]

Buster said: You can use the freshly emptied "yard"

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PistonFest]

buster said: LOVE the Vodka idea.

Can I do Pimms?

Yes to Pimms.

[bigtone]

PistonFest said:
... yes to shandy.

Only kidding, honest, I do live north of Watford you know......

I think it's time to book - just soooo many reasons to be there!

[Buster]

PistonFest said:

buster said: LOVE the Vodka idea.

Can I do Pimms?

Yes to Pimms.

IF PImms is OK - I am "IN"

Should be excellent turning up at the "Welcombe Hotel" after a few yards of Pimms.

I may not be staying there again.......

[robp]

If anyone sees someone walking about with string tied round their waste is me;
I dont want to lose my tent when I'm wasted

[the dodger]

There seems to be some serious beer drinkers amongst you PH naughties....
..total is approx 3.5 pints (1.99cc), of any drink....
Its not as easy as you might think...!
Names below please......

I think I could manage 1.99cc of anything! - Even LAGER!

[pies]

If i can drink water fine,but anything else (including shandy) and i think i'll be pi55ed before the end of the yard





And i ain't joking

[PistonFest]

Water is fine too.......I'm reliably informed that it's not so much the alcoholic content, but the technique you have to get the liquid down yer throat in the shortest possible time (hence the stop-watch)........the alcohol just makes it more fun!