Lovely interior

[Orangeboy]

I thought I'd just see what it would cost to replace my C4 at an OPC ready for insurance renewal. Found this on the Porsche website. Have a look at the interior photo........do you think it could be retro-fitted to mine!?
http://ucl.porsche.de/ucl/plsql/uk/cl

[stubbsy996]

Orangeboy said:

I thought I'd just see what it would cost to replace my C4 at an OPC ready for insurance renewal. Found this on the Porsche website. Have a look at the interior photo........do you think it could be retro-fitted to mine!?
http://ucl.porsche.de/ucl/plsql/uk/cl

That's horrible imo ! Sure it's not a Rover

[woogie]

yuk don't do it

[sleep envy]

waiter, another G 'n T please

[Orangeboy]

Why would anyone pay to have that done? I'd love to hear the sales patter for it!

[magic torch]

Bloody hell, someone else on here with different tastes to me. Can't we just all like the same stuff and get along?

Seen this?

[wanta996]

There is a sprinkle of it in this TT.

http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/

[Koln-RS]

Do you get picnic tables in the back?

[diesel130]

Orangeboy said:

I'd love to hear the sales patter for it!

Punter: Hi, I'm interested in the P/ex Jag XKR you have parked outside
Porsche sales person: Sorry, that's sold, but can sell you a 996.
Punter: Not sure I like the modern interior of a 996
Porsche sales person: No problem, just tick the 'Old Man Jag Option' box and you too can have artificial tree and retro 4 way steering wheel.

[magic torch]

diesel130 said:

Orangeboy said:

I'd love to hear the sales patter for it!

Punter: Hi, I'm interested in the P/ex Jag XKR you have parked outside
Porsche sales person: Sorry, that's sold, but can sell you a 996.
Punter: Not sure I like the modern interior of a 996
Porsche sales person: No problem, just tick the 'Old Man Jag Option' box and you too can have artificial tree and retro 4 way steering wheel.

punter said:

I'm interested in a part exchange.

OPC Salesperson said:

[Fidgits]

magic torch said:

punter said:

I'm interested in a part exchange.

OPC Salesperson said:

[job38]

Here's a man happy to take the piss out of himself:

Have a look at the interior of mine, its got veneer all over the place, its like a nasty rash.
(and its a cab, and its a tippy!)

Probably owing to my love of Jaguars

and yes, I'm very good with colours!

[orangeboy]

Fair play to you Sir! That gear lever and surround are surely lacking a little walnut!?

[rimmer]

i dont like it i think that it ruins it.

[andy tims]

orangeboy said:

Fair play to you Sir! That gear lever and surround are surely lacking a little walnut!?

and the rest of the centre console

and the steering wheel

come on, you're only playing at it really

Edited by andy tims on Thursday 17th May 17:12

[job38]

I'm felling another couple of trees this evening, once I've kiln-dried them I'll complete the whole mawkish ensemble.

ps., I'm off to finish off my back, sack, and crack wax.

[Dr S]

andy tims said:

orangeboy said:

Fair play to you Sir! That gear lever and surround are surely lacking a little walnut!?

and the rest of the centre console

and the steering wheel

come on, you're only playing at it really

Edited by andy tims on Thursday 17th May 17:12

What about wooden back rests for the seats?

[orangeboy]

andy tims said:

come on, you're only playing at it really

And when you see just what can be done..........hmmmmmn nice

www.pelicanparts.com/catalog/shopcart/996M/POR_996M_tec996_pg15.htm

[johnmaddox]

Tell me you're good with Photoshop...... can't be for real.

Edited by johnmaddox on Thursday 17th May 23:12

[Adam B]

job38 said:

Here's a man happy to take the piss out of himself:

good for you sir, your car really is a masterwork of awfulness but I admire your candour

did you spec from new?