New 997 GT2 pictures
Discussion
wanta996 said:
Is it just me or are they going down the Tech-Art/Gemballa look!! Looking forward to performance figures.
the spoiler has the gemballa ram air side scoops, I noticed that yesterday.
the 996 gt2 has them built into the vertical parts of the spoiler rather than the horizontal scoopseither side.
Man, I'd love to work at Porsche's design office.
996 Design Briefing.
OK, boys. The bad news is that someone left the 911 clay buck outside during the barbecue yesterday and it metled. The good news is that management love it, so...that's us finished early I guess. Who's coming for a pint?
Boxster 986 Briefing.
Right then....settle down. OK. I've just been given word from up top that we're going to go ahead with the same front on the Boxster as we did on the 996. In fact, they like the front so much upstairs, that we've been asked to use it for the back as well. It's a done deal. So.....who's coming for a pint?
997 Design Briefing.
Right then, kumpels. Here's a picture of a 993. We all happy with that? Okelly dokelly. So....erm....who's coming for a pint?
997 Turbo Design Briefing.
Shhh. Quiet - this'll just take a sec. Scoops on the back, and move the indicators. We done? Questions? OK.....erm...Pint?
997 GT2 Design Briefing
Tcha. I'm out of ideas. Anyone? What?....turn the spoiler scoops sideways? Brilliant. Show me that after lunch. Right. I'm gasping.....anyone for a pint?
996 Design Briefing.
OK, boys. The bad news is that someone left the 911 clay buck outside during the barbecue yesterday and it metled. The good news is that management love it, so...that's us finished early I guess. Who's coming for a pint?
Boxster 986 Briefing.
Right then....settle down. OK. I've just been given word from up top that we're going to go ahead with the same front on the Boxster as we did on the 996. In fact, they like the front so much upstairs, that we've been asked to use it for the back as well. It's a done deal. So.....who's coming for a pint?
997 Design Briefing.
Right then, kumpels. Here's a picture of a 993. We all happy with that? Okelly dokelly. So....erm....who's coming for a pint?
997 Turbo Design Briefing.
Shhh. Quiet - this'll just take a sec. Scoops on the back, and move the indicators. We done? Questions? OK.....erm...Pint?
997 GT2 Design Briefing
Tcha. I'm out of ideas. Anyone? What?....turn the spoiler scoops sideways? Brilliant. Show me that after lunch. Right. I'm gasping.....anyone for a pint?
loach said:
Man, I'd love to work at Porsche's design office.
996 Design Briefing.
OK, boys. The bad news is that someone left the 911 clay buck outside during the barbecue yesterday and it metled. The good news is that management love it, so...that's us finished early I guess. Who's coming for a pint?
Boxster 986 Briefing.
Right then....settle down. OK. I've just been given word from up top that we're going to go ahead with the same front on the Boxster as we did on the 996. In fact, they like the front so much upstairs, that we've been asked to use it for the back as well. It's a done deal. So.....who's coming for a pint?
997 Design Briefing.
Right then, kumpels. Here's a picture of a 993. We all happy with that? Okelly dokelly. So....erm....who's coming for a pint?
997 Turbo Design Briefing.
Shhh. Quiet - this'll just take a sec. Scoops on the back, and move the indicators. We done? Questions? OK.....erm...Pint?
997 GT2 Design Briefing
Tcha. I'm out of ideas. Anyone? What?....turn the spoiler scoops sideways? Brilliant. Show me that after lunch. Right. I'm gasping.....anyone for a pint?
996 Design Briefing.
OK, boys. The bad news is that someone left the 911 clay buck outside during the barbecue yesterday and it metled. The good news is that management love it, so...that's us finished early I guess. Who's coming for a pint?
Boxster 986 Briefing.
Right then....settle down. OK. I've just been given word from up top that we're going to go ahead with the same front on the Boxster as we did on the 996. In fact, they like the front so much upstairs, that we've been asked to use it for the back as well. It's a done deal. So.....who's coming for a pint?
997 Design Briefing.
Right then, kumpels. Here's a picture of a 993. We all happy with that? Okelly dokelly. So....erm....who's coming for a pint?
997 Turbo Design Briefing.
Shhh. Quiet - this'll just take a sec. Scoops on the back, and move the indicators. We done? Questions? OK.....erm...Pint?
997 GT2 Design Briefing
Tcha. I'm out of ideas. Anyone? What?....turn the spoiler scoops sideways? Brilliant. Show me that after lunch. Right. I'm gasping.....anyone for a pint?
Work of genius!
The Cayenne Briefing went like this I was told....
Erm...Kurt...hang up my jacket would you? Thanks. OK, then people. Grab your seats and settle down. Erm..This is going to be a long one, and the pub shuts in less than two hours so we need to concentrate. OK? Got our places? Willy, wake up Harry there could you? What? Well get him a coffe or something. What? Well tea, then.... I don't know...What?...Well don't put any sugar in it then. Fine? Fine.....OK now. I want you to bring me your proposals now on a one by one basis and I'll give them a quick once over. We'll start with you Kurt....come on. Let's go - I'm gasping here. How do the Americans say?... Let's put the metal to the petal? Ha ha. Right Kurt, you first.
Ooohh. This is very nice Kurt. Yes. I see what you've done here. Very good. Hhmm. Sort of like a 911 though, isn't it? Oh yes - it's definitely taller. Much taller. Are they stilts there are they? They are? Very good..very good. Retractable one? Wow. Yes...I imagine it would be very cheap to manufacture...we'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Make any changes to the 911 at all then? No? Hmmm? Just the stilts then? Righty-ho. No..no. I really like it. Really. Ha ha...no you won't get fired...you're grand there. Ah now... there's no reason to get upset...go grab yourself a Kleenex and a Tea there and you'll be fine.
Right - Willy. Let's have a look at yours..... Wow. That's lovely. Erm....looks a bit like a 911 though, dontcha think? What? It's the wrong way around? Oh. Right. Aaahh. Yes...I see what you're aiming for here.... I got confused there because it looks like a backwards 911. You know - except for the stilts. What? It is a backwards 911? Because what...? Hmm. Yes. But don't you think you could have just moved the engine to the front, then? I mean... headroom is going to be a bit of a problem there at the pointy end, isn't it? And where will the driver put his feet? Saves on heating and ventilation you say? Yesss...I suppose. Cheap to manufacture you say? Hmmm - most likely very cheap....we'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Right. Yup. Very good...no..seriously. Very good. Daddy like....ha ha.
Now then - Klaus? Let's have a look at yours. OK.... Lovely. Very nice there with the stilts and all. Hhmm. This is another erm.. 911, isn't it? What? Well obviously the indicators are different - I saw that. Very good. But what? Problems at home? I know...yes... terrible. She what? Oh good Lord... did she? In the middle of what? She took the cat? Well that's awful. And you're sick as well you say? You have a note? No no no - you keep that I'm fine...ha ha. Not contagious, is it? Ha ha...
Did Harry wake up yet? Harry? HARRY! Ha ha. Up all night were you? Well come on then, let's have a look. OK. Very good. What? Riiiigghhht. Hhhmm. Yes. The stilts go up and down you say? Yes - probably very cheap to manufacture. We'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Yeeesss. Hmmm. I can see that. Did you change anything on the 911 at all? No? Just the stilts? The indicators? You sit next to Willy, don't you? No reason..just your indicators look...you know..a bit like...erm.. forget it. Nothing. No. That's fine. No no....I love them. No they're great. What? Well show me then. Wowwww.. now that's cool.... show that to the boys.... Hey!! Check out Harry's proposal guys, he's got it all pop-upped so the 911 can move up and down on its stilts. Cool or what?
OK. DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAYENNE PROPOSAL THAT ISN'T A 911 ON UPPY DOWNEY STILTS? No? Anyone?.....Anyone at all? Nothing? Right. Come on. We'll do it down the pub, though I'm not even looking at this one 'till I'm pissed.
Erm...Kurt...hang up my jacket would you? Thanks. OK, then people. Grab your seats and settle down. Erm..This is going to be a long one, and the pub shuts in less than two hours so we need to concentrate. OK? Got our places? Willy, wake up Harry there could you? What? Well get him a coffe or something. What? Well tea, then.... I don't know...What?...Well don't put any sugar in it then. Fine? Fine.....OK now. I want you to bring me your proposals now on a one by one basis and I'll give them a quick once over. We'll start with you Kurt....come on. Let's go - I'm gasping here. How do the Americans say?... Let's put the metal to the petal? Ha ha. Right Kurt, you first.
Ooohh. This is very nice Kurt. Yes. I see what you've done here. Very good. Hhmm. Sort of like a 911 though, isn't it? Oh yes - it's definitely taller. Much taller. Are they stilts there are they? They are? Very good..very good. Retractable one? Wow. Yes...I imagine it would be very cheap to manufacture...we'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Make any changes to the 911 at all then? No? Hmmm? Just the stilts then? Righty-ho. No..no. I really like it. Really. Ha ha...no you won't get fired...you're grand there. Ah now... there's no reason to get upset...go grab yourself a Kleenex and a Tea there and you'll be fine.
Right - Willy. Let's have a look at yours..... Wow. That's lovely. Erm....looks a bit like a 911 though, dontcha think? What? It's the wrong way around? Oh. Right. Aaahh. Yes...I see what you're aiming for here.... I got confused there because it looks like a backwards 911. You know - except for the stilts. What? It is a backwards 911? Because what...? Hmm. Yes. But don't you think you could have just moved the engine to the front, then? I mean... headroom is going to be a bit of a problem there at the pointy end, isn't it? And where will the driver put his feet? Saves on heating and ventilation you say? Yesss...I suppose. Cheap to manufacture you say? Hmmm - most likely very cheap....we'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Right. Yup. Very good...no..seriously. Very good. Daddy like....ha ha.
Now then - Klaus? Let's have a look at yours. OK.... Lovely. Very nice there with the stilts and all. Hhmm. This is another erm.. 911, isn't it? What? Well obviously the indicators are different - I saw that. Very good. But what? Problems at home? I know...yes... terrible. She what? Oh good Lord... did she? In the middle of what? She took the cat? Well that's awful. And you're sick as well you say? You have a note? No no no - you keep that I'm fine...ha ha. Not contagious, is it? Ha ha...
Did Harry wake up yet? Harry? HARRY! Ha ha. Up all night were you? Well come on then, let's have a look. OK. Very good. What? Riiiigghhht. Hhhmm. Yes. The stilts go up and down you say? Yes - probably very cheap to manufacture. We'd just need to buy in stilts you think? Yeeesss. Hmmm. I can see that. Did you change anything on the 911 at all? No? Just the stilts? The indicators? You sit next to Willy, don't you? No reason..just your indicators look...you know..a bit like...erm.. forget it. Nothing. No. That's fine. No no....I love them. No they're great. What? Well show me then. Wowwww.. now that's cool.... show that to the boys.... Hey!! Check out Harry's proposal guys, he's got it all pop-upped so the 911 can move up and down on its stilts. Cool or what?
OK. DOES ANYONE HAVE A CAYENNE PROPOSAL THAT ISN'T A 911 ON UPPY DOWNEY STILTS? No? Anyone?.....Anyone at all? Nothing? Right. Come on. We'll do it down the pub, though I'm not even looking at this one 'till I'm pissed.
Edited by loach on Thursday 15th March 15:26
fidgits said:
come on loachy... you have to start from the very beginning man! funny as..
Okay, were tweaking this beetle... do we need to change the way it looks at all?...
come on loach, do your worst!
funny as.. Okay, were tweaking this beetle... do we need to change the way it looks at all?...
come on loach, do your worst!
Porsche 356 Design Briefing
OK. *taps board* This is the Beetle. We've got to make a sports car out of it. I vote we squish it..mmeeaahhh...and a bit more...Hhhmmeeaaahh... *long pause*.... I like it. Pub?
Porsche 356 Speedster Design Briefing
Squish it more and take off the roof. Right! *claps hands* Mine's a pint.
Porsche 901 Design Briefing
OK. Upstairs have told me we can't squish this one, so I thought we'd stretch it. We done? What? The headlights? Well.. I dunno...what were you thinking? Lift 'em up a bit? Erm...yeah. Could do... could do. *taps pencil* If I say yes, we're going to the pub, then..right?
Porsche 964 Design Briefing
Right. Erm... Right. How 'bout we........ no. Maybe if we......hmmmm no. I suppose we could....maybe....sort of.....no. Dammit!! This is taking ages. Anybody got the time? What? Feck. Skates on, it'll be effing closed in an hour. Look. Let's just do the bumper thing - yeah? Yes - just smooth them off. Comeoncomeoncomeon.... smoother. Up a bit. No - left a bit. Happy? Well stick it in then. Come on man. I'm gasping, here. Right - back o' the net. Mine's a pint....
Porsche 993 Design Briefing
Right. We're allowed to squish this one. Pub?
Edited by loach on Thursday 15th March 15:33
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