Women drivers!

[mbjoinery]

Women drivers!
Driving to work this morning on the M62 motorway, I looked over
to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles
per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked
Back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I
Dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my
Knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL
And women call men bad drivers

Mark

Edited by mbjoinery on Monday 19th February 15:47

[Mr.Chips]

Nice one!

Just proves that women can't multi-task as well as we can!!!

(Sorry girls, tongue firmly in cheek!)

[RUSSELLM]

Which cheek ?

Edited by RUSSELLM on Monday 19th February 13:22

[mbjoinery]

which cheek

wait till the wife reads this then i am dead

Although I just bought the wife a tvr.she said it wasnt fast enough for her.
she said she wanted somthing that went from 0-180 in under 4 seconds, so i p/x it
for a set of weighing scales for her

Edited by mbjoinery on Monday 19th February 15:49