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WetWipe said:
pikey said:
Targa ?
Pikey you are digging a hole for yourself now....... we could have one button to press for those who have a gayman/cockster yet aspire to own a targa......
That sounds like fighting talk to me!
For the record, we're not going for the Targa, we're going for ( [Keep the Gayman] + [Purchase Ecurie 25 membership] ).
It's a really, really nice car.. but does lose an element of "Porsche sportiness" that I want and feels a little like a rapid luxo-barge. Also, if I changed it, the deal would be through an OPC and I just couldn't cope with KayC's ranting about being shafted on sale of one and purchase of the other!
PS. Knock the Cayman S all you want - it's more fun than the TT!
pikey said:
WetWipe said:
pikey said:
Targa ?
Pikey you are digging a hole for yourself now....... we could have one button to press for those who have a gayman/cockster yet aspire to own a targa......
That sounds like fighting talk to me!
For the record, we're not going for the Targa, we're going for ( [Keep the Gayman] + [Purchase Ecurie 25 membership] ).
It's a really, really nice car.. but does lose an element of "Porsche sportiness" that I want and feels a little like a rapid luxo-barge. Also, if I changed it, the deal would be through an OPC and I just couldn't cope with KayC's ranting about being shafted on sale of one and purchase of the other!
PS. Knock the Cayman S all you want - it's more fun than the TT!
for the record, I like the Cayman and do not subscribe to the Gayman thing, especially as ran a Boxster for three years and loved every minute of it.
I recall your Targa musings, and I totally agree with what you did.
Whilst the Targa looks great and would have fitted your requirements perfectly, you would have got such a shafting on your cayman PX that a)even with the complementary OPC anal lube you would have been sore for months, and b) your internals probably would have looked worse than this
Excellent. 
WetWipe said:
top form fella.
and all done at 6.42am!
I suspect the lack of snow at Jamie's caused all that creativity to appear suddenly at 6 oclock this morning. 42 minutes later (after pondering the meaning of life) he comes up with this. and all done at 6.42am!
If we're lucky that thinking streak will still be going and have solved Fermat's and be getting tucked into the correct magnetic field equations for successful nuclear fusion containment - or have invented the Omega 13.
Hmmm - the phone's engaged
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