Best reaction from newbie passenger
Best reaction from newbie passenger
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Gadaffi Duck

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307 posts

246 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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This has perhaps been discussed before, but--

My wife, to whom I now offer prayer twice a day, (bought me my Griff for my 40th birthday - we're not rich, she's just the biz.) made a unique comment when I gave it some up the A50 a couple of months back. It went something like, "Whooooooaaaaaaaa! Oh my God! It's hurting my teeth!"

I'm sure there are numerous observant comments made by passengers when they get their first "warp speed Mr. Sulu" moment, anyone care to contribute?

Selmer

2,760 posts

272 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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"Will it get us home?"

Selmer

2,760 posts

272 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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And

"my knicker elastic's just gone..."

Gadaffi Duck

Original Poster:

307 posts

246 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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Another one was a mate who hissed through clenched teeth, "fuuuuck myyy tinnn haaaat!"

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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A mate of mine once said as I had it sideways around a local roundabout:

"I can't stop laughing....this is BRILLIANT"

toobin

1,222 posts

264 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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"how do you get out" is usually very popular

shortshift

133 posts

239 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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"you bastard!"

H10TVR

436 posts

241 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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No words, Just a look of abject horror and fear.

This prompeted me to open the window and passenger proceeded to vomit out of it (didn't even touch the paintwork thankfully)

zumbruk

7,848 posts

290 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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At the 2005 ASDA Charity track day, I took one of the kids from the "Childrens Make a Wish Foundation" (the recipient charity, for terminally ill children) round Bruntingthorpe. He was about 15, I should think. As I reached the end of the pit straight and turned in for the flat left hander and he realised I wasn't going to slow down, he said "Bloody Hell!". And he kept saying it all the way round. Made my day, that did.

Rum Runner

2,347 posts

247 months

Tuesday 23rd January 2007
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"That's the best acceleration i felt since being a Pilot" (Navy).

shpub

8,507 posts

302 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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Mad dash for the toilets followed by a conversation with the big white telephone.

im

34,302 posts

247 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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My Wife:

"I'm NEVER EVER getting in that again!"

V8Cerbera

1,220 posts

239 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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Well, when I was showing off the cerbie to a mate for the first time and I think the reaction was:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........... F**K ME!!!!!
********1************2*******************3*****

1. Where I started to accelerate
2. Where I buried the throttle
3. ..... and lift off

amazon

3,704 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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Being a girl in charge of a Cerbera, no one will get in the car with me

tvrchim

1,136 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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amazon said:
Being a girl in charge of a Cerbera, no one will get in the car with me



Don`t blame em laugh

tvrchim

1,136 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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My wife, after getting in the car for the first time after a full decat, and cherry bombs, "is it alright it sounds like its broken" irked

.Mark

11,104 posts

306 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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tvrchim said:
My wife, after getting in the car for the first time after a full decat, and cherry bombs, "is it alright it sounds like its broken" irked


Don had the same from a friends son IIRC. biglaugh

.Mark

11,104 posts

306 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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V8Cerbera said:
Well, when I was showing off the cerbie to a mate for the first time and I think the reaction was:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........... F**K ME!!!!!
********1************2*******************3*****

1. Where I started to accelerate
2. Where I buried the throttle
3. ..... and lift off


About the same response as my mate biglaugh
HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUUU********k HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Do we have to go back yet?

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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.Mark said:
tvrchim said:
My wife, after getting in the car for the first time after a full decat, and cherry bombs, "is it alright it sounds like its broken" irked


Don had the same from a friends son IIRC. biglaugh



rofl Oh yes - the little bugger. "Is it broken?" Nope - its supposed to sound like that!

Another good reaction was my good friend and cousin-in-law.

It wasn't when he was in the car. It was afterwards to his Missus (my cousin).

"Dear. We must sell the house in order to get one of these..."

keithyboy

1,940 posts

300 months

Wednesday 24th January 2007
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A repost of mine from a while ago . . . I took a girlfriend out in the V8S a few years back for the first time. After warming her up (the car that is ) I lit up the tyres and accelerated hard down the road. As we slowed down, she looked across at me and with a grin on her face said "Oh my gawd, I could feel it rumbling through my p*ssy" yikes That’s one I'll never forget . . . bless her