Looks like Jade will be having her C4S repossessed

[type-r]

[sleep envy]

que??

[kennyboy]

Hope so, she should be in a hummer.

[Lucas]

When you say hummer you mean cattle truck right?

[koopa]

whats a munter like her doing driving a porsche. Surely it should be a transit van

[neilski]

Does a C4S have wider seats than a C4 as well as a fatter arse then?
Don't think she'd fit in the seats I've got.

[AndrewD]

Guys, chill out, it is a C4S after all

[meno-porsche]

Perhaps she will get a freebee from TATA - or should that read TART'A.

[gizard]

From what I've heard she can't drive at all - failed her test god know's how many times..... - put her in a hummer and she'll probably kill alot of people.

[GTWayne]

meno-porsche said:

Perhaps she will get a freebee from TATA - or should that read TART'A.

POTATA

[Globulator]

AndrewD said:

Guys, chill out, it is a C4S after all

With uprated springs on the RHS

[911wise]

A porker, in a porker.

[type-r]

WARNING: This will seriously damage your eyesight!

[911wise]

What are you doing with those pics on your computer?

[GTWayne]

YEAH! And thanks to you pal, they are now on MINE!
Now, where is a Mod when you want one

[911wise]

GTWayne said:

YEAH! And thanks to you pal, they are now on MINE!
Now, where is a Mod when you want one

I hope you computer doesn't break the shame of taking it into pc world. Look what happened to Gary Glitter.

[jjr1]

I doubt with a 4 million plus fortune she is worrying about the repo man. I think the vigilantes will be of slightly more concern.

[Yex]

Fat blobster "I wanna porch mate"

OPC salesman "Yes madam, I have one round the back you will like"

2nd OPC Salesman then changes price on screen and car arrives out the front.

OPC Salesman "Look it's even got brakes the same colour as your teeth"

Fat Blobster "Fcukin 'ansome I'll take it"......"How does it work"

OPC Salesman "If you press this button the roof goes down"

Fat Blobster "Fcukin 'ansome I'll sit here and look tasty in it for a while"

[type-r]

911wise said:

A porker, in a porker.

A dumb porker in a smart porker.

[adam b]

did she spec sport techno wheels and PCCB to save unsprung weight? A diet may have been more effective!

Or maybe she is an 8 minute girl around the 'ring

(don't even try to twist that )

Edited by adam b on Friday 19th January 21:38