Any budding Steeve McQueens out there?
Any budding Steeve McQueens out there?
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loach

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3,357 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Came across this this evening, and just had to share it. Hopefully it's not a repost. Most of us are familiar with the Porsche 917 - the car that gave Porsche its first outright Le Mans wins, and went on to dominate Gt racing in the early 1970s making Porsche a formidable reputation in the process. The same reputation that they are pedalling today despite present management having no more interest in racing than the cat. Anyway - I digress. Here's a 917 here...



I don't know what a 917 would fetch today, but it would certainly be well into 7 figures. So how's about this replica I've found for a tiny fraction of the cost of the real thing? And yes - it is being advertised by an American seller as a 917 replica. He's certainly not shy about putting the odd, discrete Porsche sticker on it. Check out the one on the bonnet - it just screams heritage at you, doesn't it? I've seen some munting cars on PH, but this thing has to be worth some sort of prize...

In fairness. It would have been far easier to make this thing actually look like a 917 than to create that collection of 4th dimensional eyesore you see in the following photos.

















Edited by loach on Tuesday 9th January 00:30

F.M

5,816 posts

250 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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The wheel base is way too short..and the back side window looks like a modern Mustang...these people put so much effort in...when the kit design and concepts are so unrefined...I like the ambition ..but 3 outta 10 on the scoreboard..

daniboy

215 posts

249 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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is that yellow thing supposed to look like the nice one at the top, damn, back to drawing board.

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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why is it looking at me like that? have i angered it in some way?

its made me sad now. i hope its happy.

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:
why is it looking at me like that? have i angered it in some way?

its made me sad now. i hope its happy.


did you think it was ugly? maybe that's why it's looking angry,

personally i think it looks like some kind of demented hoover at the front

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Silent1 said:

personally i think it looks like some kind of demented hoover at the front


nope, that only seems to have riled it further.

do you think you could apologise for that? hes starting to get twitchy now, and im not sure i look the look of those indicators.

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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nervous said:


do you think you could apologise for that? hes starting to get twitchy now, and im not sure i look the look of those indicators.

I think apologising will merely demonstrate to 'it' that i'm fearful of it when in actual fact i find it quite humorous

actually i find it quite scary...

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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oh great, now its rocking backwards and forwards and making a sort of hissing noise.

save yourselves.

WetWipe

3,019 posts

243 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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gulf racing porsche colours = natural viagra

ps love the spot lamps on the yellow one. would have loved to be with the builder that day. "no my porsche replica doesnt look quite finished. I know I fill fit some 9.99 halford specials - job done"

GuyS.

295 posts

245 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I think you find its a replica of one of the early development models, the 917 banana.

johnmaddox

141 posts

242 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I am turning in my grave !! SM

magic torch

5,781 posts

252 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on PistonHeads.

As for putting a pic of real one on the same page, stint in the sin bin I reckon.

wildoliver

9,314 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I don't know how anyone can call that a replica, it isn't even the same shape! In fact it isn't even close!!!

B15TT0

1,204 posts

272 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I LOVE IT! That yellow car is absolutely fantastic!

Obviously when comparing it to a 917 it's simply grotesque, but looking at it as an exercise in producing the single most ugly, ill conceived and downright wrong vehicle to ever roam the streets - it is pure genius.

The way both the front and back twist upwards as if in a permanent tortured scream about the crimes committed to the chassis... - outstanding.

The cheap plastic foglights mounted perpendicular to the body that stick 2 fingers up at all that is holy in design cohesiveness... - inspired.

But most of all, on top of the other, inumerable demonstrations of design counter-talent, the thing that shines most brightly for me is the obvious amount of time and effort that has been thrown at this project by the nameless creator. I shall call him Lord, and I shall follow him forever.

Chris_w

2,571 posts

289 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Would love to see that hit 240 down the Mulsanne straight... because at that speed those *interesting* looking aerodynamics (and I use the term loosely) would probably send the thing skyward a la Mark Webber's flying Merc. And if it rolled itself into oblivion after that then wouldn't that be a shame? byebye

rude-boy

22,227 posts

263 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I'm still having trouble with the "Not only have i now created the bastard son of the worst 917 replica in the known universe but now i am going to stick some BMW Motorsport (ala Macca F1 Fina Sponsorship) decals to rear to really fcuk things up!

nervous

24,050 posts

260 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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actually, take a moment to marvel at the freaking size of the headlights. i have windows in my house that are smaller.

adamt

2,825 posts

282 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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Mein gott....that thing is repulsive!

loach

Original Poster:

3,357 posts

246 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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This thing looks worse in the morning than it did last night. Probably what the owner though when he got it home and looked out the window the following day; right after he'd found his missing 917 reference book under the sofa.

Stut-G

414 posts

238 months

Tuesday 9th January 2007
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I though it was Peter Dumbreck that took off in to the trees in the CLK-CTR?

Other than that, its the most vile creation on the planet, although a road legal version of the 917 was created for Count Rossi (of martini fame) and registered in America (Texas i think?) as a play thing. I believe the car featured Girling brakes with ABS, which was unheard of the time. I will try to look up the artical, it was in a book about Porsche special vehicle department and covered everythin from Tractors to the 935 used to assit in the cycling world speed record.

Graham