The Fastest Speed in the Slowest Car EVER Thread

The Fastest Speed in the Slowest Car EVER Thread

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busta

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4,504 posts

240 months

Friday 6th October 2006
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In response to the 'Fastest youve been' thread, i noticed alot of people complain of unsuitable machinery for such vmax shananigans, so whats the fastest youve been in a totally unfast car? And put power figures if you know them for extra chucklevision.

I'll start it off with 116mph in a 200,000 mile-old peugeot 205 diesel that pobably didnt have many of its 59hp left.

castex

4,980 posts

280 months

Friday 6th October 2006
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I rolled a 1960s Husquvarna lawn tractor, if that counts.

littlegearl

3,139 posts

264 months

Friday 6th October 2006
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i think 105mph in a 45bhp VW Polo was quite impressive, as was 111 (if i recall correctly) in a 1.0 Corsa (55bhp i think?)... ah the M6 Toll road.

not that i reckon the speedo's were accurate!

busta

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4,504 posts

240 months

Friday 6th October 2006
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castex said:
I rolled a 1960s Husquvarna lawn tractor, if that counts.


That'll have to go in the 'unfastest crash EVER' post methinks.

slinky

15,704 posts

256 months

Friday 6th October 2006
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Yay.. another excuse for this bad boy..



1.1 Fiat Seicento... Sporting no less!

busta

Original Poster:

4,504 posts

240 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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Even more impressive is the fact the fiat had 2 people in at the time!

slinky

15,704 posts

256 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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busta said:
Even more impressive is the fact the fiat had 2 people in at the time!


And luggage cool

mds automotive

68 posts

218 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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i topped the clock in a 1100 mk1 fiesta y plate the clock reads 100 ( yes i was going downhill and it took two miles to get there ) not bad for a car sitting on 135 r12 remoulds

loafer123

15,663 posts

222 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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113 mph down the hill into Cherbourg, 4 up + luggage in a Talbot Alpine that was more filler than metal.

I must confess, I wasn't driving - I value my life more than catching a ferry...

cobra kid

5,243 posts

247 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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80 out of my s reg 1300 Super Allegro.

pbirkett

18,545 posts

279 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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Off the clock (120) in a Nissan Micra hehe

To be fair it was a 1.4 and it was downhill

roop

6,012 posts

291 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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Hit the rev limiter in top, 4-up with luggage in my Mk3 Golf GTI on way back from the Nurburgring. 22.9mph per thou in top and 6.8k rev limit = 156mph. Not bad for a 2 litre. That said, we were lost, late for the ferry and going down a steep hill on the motorway that went for at least a mile.

I bettered it in the Honda last month though - exactly same bit of road...!

wildoliver

8,995 posts

223 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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My scariest was 113 in a '72 mg midget, tuned, fibreglass bodywork, above 90 everything flapped and rattled it was scary!

But fun lol!

ballon

1,173 posts

226 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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105 in an Isuzu trooper LWB fully loaded, late for the ferry on the Le Mans weekend. You did not go round corners you tacked and braking was more akin to a supertanker than a car, as the saying goes '2 stretched cables and a prayer' Very scary.

French were on strike so we made the ferry

Prof Beard

6,669 posts

234 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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60mph downhill in a Bond Minicar Mk with a 250cc Villiers Engine and Cable Brakes - I managed to stop - phew!

Matt1986

3,047 posts

222 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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an indicated 87mph in a 90,000 mile citroen ax 1.0 spree. thats four gears and a wopping 50bhp when new.

R988

7,495 posts

236 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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1982 Datsun Sunny 1.2L automatic, 20yo and probably not even an attempt of maintenance for the last few years of it's life, aside from topping up the leaky radiator I never did any either, did I mention it was free hehe. I once had this speed machine nudging the heady heights of no less than 60, yes sixty, miles per hour, which was almost the speed limit on that particular stretch of road. The car was vibrating so badly I though it was going to shake itself to pieces (well more pieces than it was already in).




1987 Daihatsu Charade 1.0L 3 cylinder, well over 200,000km on the clock with a fairly tired engine and clutch, car barely holding together by this stage of it's life. This crept to an indicated 85mph at one point on a quiet industrial road at 4am one cold evening. I've been much, much faster in far better cars, but nothing comes close to how fast it seemed from behind the wheel (measurement by buttmeter). I even had to drop it back to fourth as in fifth it just didn't have the grunt to keep pulling. With another 5km of straight road, a tailwind and slight downhill gradient I reckon I could have pushed her to 90mph smokin

V8HSV

2,457 posts

259 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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120+ in a 600cc smart cabrio which was re-mapped



Edited by V8HSV on Saturday 7th October 11:14

medicineman

1,754 posts

244 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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I'm still getting therapy for 102 in a 900cc Fiat Uno on the downhill section of the A19 coming into Teesside!

wiz 1

2,474 posts

221 months

Saturday 7th October 2006
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The fastest basic cars have to be Hire/Loan cars.