My next Porsche - I need opinions.

[Carrera2]

I like to think of myself as a real big shot in marketing but in reality I really couldn't afford a Turbo (that's not to say that I don't want the public to know that). I'm also a shit driver and am scared of cars.

I like to think I'm a city boy who's giving it to the ladies all the time, but in reality since I broke up with my long term girlfriend recently I've spent virtually all my time pulling off on here.

Anyway, from that description do you think a 996C4S is the perfect car for me?

Apologies to any C4S drivers that aren't called Framps

[fidgits]

Based on the amount you claim to masterbate - i'd say stick with the 3 series Dave

[DucatiGary]

only if its a silver tip with savanna interior

[SantaClaus]

A C4S sounds like a perfect motor for a city boy... Just make sure its a Tip and convertible...

[DucatiGary]

did you go to the rolling road day Dave?

I seem to remember a couple of guys getting out of a black 3 series pointing and laughing at the rangie

[magic torch]

DucatiGary said:

did you go to the rolling road day Dave?

Bloke with the CSL was called Nick. HTH

[Pickled Piper]

It should be fine but make sure you get an automatic. The manual ones can be a bit of a handful.

pp

[rob05]

C4 sounds great for you can even get it detuned to 250bhp by running it on coal.
Its about time you binned the CSL as its a real wank-rs car,be a man and drive a Porsche!

[Dr S]

Might want to consider some 17" wheels as the ride is abit more comfy and make sure it's got all the options. Parking sensors add a lot to the beautiful 911 backside

[Carrera2]

DucatiGary said:

did you go to the rolling road day Dave?

I seem to remember a couple of guys getting out of a black 3 series pointing and laughing at the rangie

Don't be silly - I'd have said hello and got leathered with you guys if I'd come. Those people you're talking about were probably Wokingites - a horrible breed.

[loach]

SantaClaus said:

A C4S sounds like a perfect motor for a city boy... Just make sure its a Tip and convertible...

That sounds awfully defeatist. Live the lie, Carrera2, and buy a Porker that doesn't make you look as though you're absolutely gagging for a shag. I'll leabe it to others more erudite than I to debate which Porsche that is, though there's a substantial risk that it might be the Cayenne.

[micky g]

Buy a Cerbera and stop being such a ing wimp

[framps]

A C4S is an excellent choice for city boys. And a useful city boy tip, if you run out of screen wash, a decent Bollinger does just as well, and you can throw the empty bottle at a poor person for fun on the way home! It's less humane than shooting but it really helps improve your tennis swing!

[Wetwipe]

framps said:

A C4S is an excellent choice for city boys. And a useful city boy tip, if you run out of screen wash, a decent Bollinger does just as well, and you can throw the empty bottle at a poor person for fun on the way home! It's less humane than shooting but it really helps improve your tennis swing!

[Dr S]

Wetwipe said:

framps said:

A C4S is an excellent choice for city boys. And a useful city boy tip, if you run out of screen wash, a decent Bollinger does just as well, and you can throw the empty bottle at a poor person for fun on the way home! It's less humane than shooting but it really helps improve your tennis swing!

Which vintage works best to get rid of insects?

[964RS]

Carrera2 said:

I like to think of myself as a real big shot in marketing but in reality I really couldn't afford a Turbo (that's not to say that I don't want the public to know that). I'm also a shit driver and am scared of cars.

I like to think I'm a city boy who's giving it to the ladies all the time, but in reality since I broke up with my long term girlfriend recently I've spent virtually all my time pulling off on here.

Anyway, from that description do you think a 996C4S is the perfect car for me?

Apologies to any C4S drivers that aren't called Framps

Post of the year

[bumcrack]

It's a pity you can't afford the Turbo, it sounds right up your street.