Tiv versus Feline
Tiv versus Feline
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steve j

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3,223 posts

257 months

Sunday 23rd July 2006
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Took the car out for a test run after rebuilding the drivetrain and I re-profiled a cat I felt sorry for the poor animal but it did jump out and I could nothing about it at all. Has anyone else clobbered someones pet? or even a small furry mammal!! come on let us have your sorrowful tales, honest I do feel for the cat.

whitty

42 posts

265 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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once ran over a grey squirel on my Mountain bike, it ran off though, perhaps to die in a tree somewhere. Had a few very near misses in the car but only ever managed to catch a wood pigeon, boy those criters make a mess, took weeks to get all the feathers out the grill.

CNHSS1

942 posts

246 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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wiped out a rabbit sunday morning 4am in the girlfriends Focus on the way to pick up my van, trailer and hillclimber to go to a meeting. Felt really sorry for the little guy, i wasnt really awake at that god forsaken time in the morning!

10210ken

212 posts

269 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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I think someone in Lincs had a meeting with a fox one night that made quite a mess of both the fox and the car

jt

208 posts

252 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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yep, the day i bought my tiv a small bird flew into the windscreen and bounced off much to my distress. Thoughts of bad omens etc. three months later I discovered the chassis needed sorting...

ijbd

76 posts

254 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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Steve,

have to confess as a student ca 1968 in my mini.
Car in front of me suddenly avoided,,,,, a mother duck with lots of ducklings behind it.
I got no reaction time... at least missed the mother duck.
Maybe thats what the US 2 secs distance is for?

mvg Boudewijn

robseagul

344 posts

242 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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Hello there.
I ran over a rabbit on my way back from work after a long shift and thought that it would good for tea!
Having left it in my mum garage i fogot all about it ,Four days later i came back to find a moving bag
Something are best left alone.

I have just bought a s2 and would like to fit a cosworth yb motor.
Has any one got an idea as to the scale of the job?
ROB

hawkespcs

199 posts

245 months

Monday 24th July 2006
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When i got my new trek road bike. i went up my lane. and hit a big old bagger. and i went straight over my handle bars. Im sure he look at me the walk off while I was flat on my back. dam thing.

honourablepickle

457 posts

263 months

Tuesday 25th July 2006
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this is a bit of a sick thread but .....
coming back fom visiting my dad about 6 years ago I was riding a gsxr 1100 at about ***mph when a pheasant flew up right in front of me.
i never even got my fingers to the brake lever before he bounced off the fork leg and smashed through the radiator covering me in £900 worth of debris and scalding hot coolant.
needless to say that despite my 5 whole days spent on a first aid course making me an expert paramedic....he didn't make it
felt really sorry but at least it was quick
reb

Wildfire

9,948 posts

281 months

Tuesday 25th July 2006
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My list of casaulties, include a fox, a pheasant and a pigeon. All in my mini, none which survived, and none which damaged the car. Near misses include sheep, cows, dogs, cats and rabbits.

bigtalljim

312 posts

256 months

Tuesday 25th July 2006
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Had a moment in Wales involving a sheep, a MX5 and me. Its amazing how fast a sheep can move when your are bearing down on it in a black MX5 doing mach 3! Was on the way to do some climbing in the mountains. I think I left a few mil of tyre rubber on the road trying to avoid hitting the bugger!
Scooped up a seagull onto the bonnet of my RS2000 MKII. it slid along the bonnet backwards until its arse hit the windscreen and then, with the help of my right foot, gained enough airspeed to get airborne. I laughed all the way into Inverness!

axe

131 posts

244 months

Wednesday 26th July 2006
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My cat!!! you bugger!

oh wait I don't live anywhere near that spot... and I don't have a cat either...
Oh well, another useless post

aXe

steve j

Original Poster:

3,223 posts

257 months

Wednesday 26th July 2006
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axe said:
My cat!!! you bugger!

oh wait I don't live anywhere near that spot... and I don't have a cat either...
Oh well, another useless post

aXe

Funny you should say that, I thought it was my neighbours cat as he hadn`t seen it for a while. Same colour etc,etc, then it suddenly appeared, after I told him I thought I had run over his P+J.

mycroft

1,545 posts

276 months

Thursday 27th July 2006
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bigtalljim said:
Had a moment in Wales involving a sheep, a MX5 and me.

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dougc

8,241 posts

294 months

Thursday 27th July 2006
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Years ago, about a month after I had passed my test I was driving my pride and joy (a white D-reg Ford Orion) on the dual carriageway which runs parallel to the perimeter road of Heathrow up where T5 now is. Travelling at about 50mph, I became aware of an erratically parked Audi about 300 yards ahead on the left hand verge, back end sticking out onto the inside lane and the drivers door open. Proceeding down the inside lane towards me was a lady of not insignificant mass obviously in distress. I scanned the road for other vehicles, assuming an accident, checked mirrors and began to slow in order to stop and help.

It was only as the injured duck went between the wheels of my car that I realised what was going on. The large lady in the Audi had given this thing a clout and it had ended up paralysed in the middle of the road. She was going back to try and rescue it when muggings here despatched it fully with his Dagenham murder carriage. It made a hollow thud as it clipped my exhaust pipe. In my mirror I saw the lady turn and wander back, dejected to her car.

F908 Tim

740 posts

268 months

Friday 28th July 2006
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I knocked over my best mate once...does that count?

Well...I thought he was going to get out of the way didnt I.
and it was not more than thirty MPH...after the skid.

I did save a duck that had been hit and took it to a local sanctury. It lived another 10 years !

Don't know about my mate, didnt see that much of him after that

Oh, and a squirrel. sorry.

clarenceboddiger

1,398 posts

244 months

Friday 28th July 2006
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All these poor victims were nearly avenged last night by the BABOON driving the Volvo Estate which nearly wiped me out on the Woodhead Pass near Sheffield.