A short story.
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wizz72

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575 posts

257 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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One day there was a little man nerd from Japan who had been doing some research on the type,he was interested scratchchinin importing a British(ahem)Sports car to the land of the rising sun to impress his friends thumbup.so he got on the phoneand made a few inquiries as he was a little confusedconfused.He had readabout the Nobles LEGENDARY performance but had never seen an actual photograph,so he stared in amazement the first time he clasped eyes upon it,he pictured himself cruising around tankin his new toy.God im going to look so fking coolhe thought to himself as he bounce for joy.So after a friendly chat with his bank manager arguethe finances were arranged and his new Noble was shipped out, he was on cloud9. Soon his new aquisition was on the dock side , he grabbed the keys and Headed out onto the Highway driving. he lickhis lips with delight at the combination of power and roadholding although he wished he hadnt eaten lunch before hand vomitas the sheer G forces involved in wrestling his new beast around the twisty stuff were staggering ( rofl ).;)ing at all the ladies as he cruised the streets of Tokyo he felt good.Five dolla Five dolla the hookers cryed out as he approached,feeling rather horny he reached into his wallet and obliged, unfortunately he contracted the clap and died angel, at least he didnt have to pay his speeding finescopjudge.The End.

Edited by wizz72 on Saturday 15th July 11:07

m12_nathan

5,138 posts

288 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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Sure he didn't die of jaundice rather than the clap given the first sentance description of him?

lucozade

2,574 posts

308 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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priceless

mr noble

6,538 posts

262 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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Very funny Chris!!

Now pi55 off back to BM3W.com!!

Greg

Ash M400

3,836 posts

270 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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mr noble said:
Very funny Chris!!

Now pi55 off back to BM3W.com!!

Greg


BM3W.com won't have him

mr noble

6,538 posts

262 months

Saturday 1st July 2006
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Oh, will I guess he can stay as long as he promises to get a proper car that would entitle him to join our gang!

obes

3,298 posts

273 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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quality

ahaughton

729 posts

256 months

Monday 3rd July 2006
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Ahh, I remember him now, he's the guy on one of the Northants PH Run's I had to keep hanging over on the other side of the road indicating for (to show the road was clear) because of the apparently 'sluggish' nature of his car in comparison with the M400.