No more crap!

[PetrolTed]

I''m delighted to see the Gassing Station particularly busy these days but I''m also disappointed to see that there''s an increased amount of crap being posted. So, because I''m feeling particularly dictatorial, there''ll be some new rules! - If you''re going to be funny, be funny. If you''re not funny please don''t try. - I am sooo bored of people reminding us that TVRs are unreliable. If you''ve got a technical query or genuine frustration then by all means post. If you''re just going to bleat on about the cars being crap then go back to wherever you came from. - I don''t want to introduce members only posting, but it''s looking likely. - In the true democracy that the Gassing Station is, I will be deleting the more puerile messages until we can get this place back into the humourous, intelligent and informative forum that it is for 90% of the time. Yours, Herr Ted.

[Graham]

[binned]Moo[/binned]

[JSG]

quote:- If you''re going to be funny, be funny. If you''re not funny please don''t try.

Ted, How do we know if we're being funny, I like my (warped on occasions) humour but I might be deluding myself. Are you going to introduce a 'yellow card' system to warn us or will it be instant Binned sticker followed by expulsion to the Gardeners World site? Will you send out a sticker to those souls damned to live for ever branded UNFUNNY? I can just see it now across the windscreen - I'VE BEEN BINNED BY www.pistonheads.com or I'VE BEEN PIED BY TED Ok, I'll get me wellies and trowel. Edited by JSG on Thursday 13th September 00:03

[PetrolTed]

[flasher]

Just what we need at a time of "war" another Fascist dictator!

[Graham]

excellent Ted, i like the Binned sticker.... made me laugh...anyway do i get a prize for the first pillock to be binned? or am i on probation now? Shall i just stick to making people laugh by letting them watch my attempts at being a racing driver <VBG> "You spin me right round baby like a record right round" G Edited by Graham on Thursday 13th September 08:56

[Sparks]

quote:....... do i get a prize for the first pillock to be binned? or am i on probation now?

Not sure you were the first. I wonder who was Sparks P.S Sorry Ted.

[JSG]

quote: Not sure you were the first. I wonder who was Sparks P.S Sorry Ted.

The 'almost' bright spark called Joe Phandango possibly. Didn't I see him with Sue Berue the other day? Edited by JSG on Thursday 13th September 09:34 Edited by JSG on Thursday 13th September 09:36

[JSG]

One day I'll suss these formating codes without editing.

[campbell]

I hope we dont get binned for bad spelling PetrolTed write wishful master and lord of pistonheads.com WERE NOT WORTHY WERE NOT WORTHY WERE NOT WORTHY

[Jason F]

Ja mein fuhrer. PS, love the Binned Sticker !! Edited by Jason F on Thursday 13th September 10:47

[RichB]

quote:I hope we dont get binned for bad spelling PetrolTed write wishful master and lord of pistonheads.com WERE NOT WORTHY WERE NOT WORTHY WERE NOT WORTHY

Almost a posting without a speling mistake Campbell, almost R...

[phil hill]

shouldn't it be : We're not worthy ?? Sorry Campbell, looks like grammar checker required as well as spelling....

[RichB]

I was trying to be encouraging, thought perhaps we'd move on to punctuation next week. Rich...

[campbell]

Punctuation next week, well I will have to think about that one and then I will get back to you on that !

[cockers]

I must say, Campbell, I'm really impressed with the way you take the constant ribbing from people on this site. I know it's all friendly anyway, but most people would never react as well as you. Nice one!

[RichB]

Don't all bloody obsequious 'round here me old Cockers, after all Cambelt has just posted a 10/10, wouldn't have done that a few weeks ago eh? Rich...

[PetrolTed]

I'm not asking people to refrain from posting problems about their cars, that's what the forum is for as much as anything. What I'm bored off is single replies like "Well, what do you expect. TVRs break down all the time anyway" and that type of tedium. As for stickers... I've been promising those for about a year now and still not sorted them out

[campbell]

Well thank you Cockers for been imprssed with the way I take a ribbing, its all in a days work if I remember to do any Well I like to think im not most people (thank god) and I like to think Igive as good as I get So will Ted kick use of if we are slightly bad ???

[Dave_H]

quote: So will Ted kick use of if we are slightly bad ???

Excellent!, the typos are back mind you, I'm jest az bid