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[Bonce]

On Channel 4 News tonight, a reporter was talking to Iraqi doctors who were on a "please don't kill us" march. The conversation goes like this:

Reporter: "You're a paedeatrician"
Paedeatrician: "Yes"
Reporter: "What do you think is going to happen"
Paedeatrician: "I don't know, but it's not good"
[turns to next person]
Reporter: "And you're a Gynaecologist?"
Gynaecologist: "Yes I am"
Reporter: "So what have you been feeling today?"

[mr_tony]

life is stranger than fiction once more....

[ultimapaul]

Gynaoclogist: Your wife!

[sjc]

My father was a gynaecologist.....retired now but he likes to keep his hand in.



>> Edited by sjc on Tuesday 28th January 19:43

[rich 36]

Oh Dear....

[Getrag]

Whats the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family...

[agent006]

Thread closed by......?

[joust]

Oh come on moderators - 2 and a half hours and no closed - I got done in 5 mins!



J

[Bodo]

that's nothing, joust! I got a complete thread deleted in <1min. yesterday

[gopher]

I used to be a gynocologist until I found out you needed a licence.

[Izza]

Oh well, it's a change from the knob gags for once

[Bodo]

mungo, YHM!

[wedg1e]

Fellow down the road from me was a gynaecologist: he used to be able to wallpaper his hallway through the letterbox....

Ian

[Podie]

mungo said: I've lost count now of the number of threads I have had deleted or locked

hmm... sounds familiar... or posts binned mate!

[pwig]

Podie said:

mungo said: I've lost count now of the number of threads I have had deleted or locked

hmm... sounds familiar... or posts binned mate!

One so far and couting

Edited to add:
Oooh actually, in my early days as a pishtonhead, I had lots of posts binned thinking about it.

>> Edited by pwig on Wednesday 29th January 08:31

[tvradict]

wedg1e said: Fellow down the road from me was a gynaecologist: he used to be able to wallpaper his hallway through the letterbox....

Ian

ROTFLMAO

[CarZee]

joust said: Oh come on moderators - 2 and a half hours and no closed - I got done in 5 mins!

I think they announced new legislation about this today..