TVRs — the chariot of unimaginative City boys
TVRs — the chariot of unimaginative City boys
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Original Poster:

1,331 posts

255 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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grass widow

2,201 posts

252 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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It's different for the sexes
A girl looks cool driving a TVR, whereas a man does not. A girl looks cool in a Mitsubishi Evo, a man does not. A girl looks cool in a Smart Roadster, a man does not. Sadly, though, it doesn’t work the other way round. There are no cars that girls don’t look cool in but men do.



Actually I think blokes look cool driving tivs. Well most do, I suppose there will be exceptions as with everything else.

m1spw

5,999 posts

254 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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What about Caterfields? Women don't look too good in them (ruins their hair ) but men can always look cool (or freezing!) and composed!

Sharky500

413 posts

258 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Trouble is, so many Tiv drivers have beards. NOBODY looks cool with a beard!

madbadger

11,752 posts

273 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Sharky500 said:
Trouble is, so many Tiv drivers have beards. NOBODY looks cool with a beard!


This was 'busted' on the "Do you have a beard" thread.

When I joined the TVRCC I was myself amazed and disapointed at the lack of facial furniture.

sybaseian

1,826 posts

304 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Sharky500 said:
Trouble is, so many Tiv drivers are called Keith. NOBODY is cool called Keith!



Tuska

961 posts

259 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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225 said:
Apparently....

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/arti


Total, utter and complete bs

Arse.

Edited to add: The article, not 225.

>> Edited by Tuska on Wednesday 22 March 20:29

mclark

582 posts

265 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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Well, I work in the Canary Wharf (the new city) and I know I look good in my Sagaris.

How do I know this you may ask!?!

Because I drive it to work every day and I must get photographed at least 4 times each way of my journey and that's after 3½ months

Michael

The Unimaginative One

purpleperil

1,226 posts

313 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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mclark said:
I must get photographed at least 4 times each way of my journey and that's after 3½ months


What? By the same person? I think you've got a stalker!

flyingjase

3,095 posts

260 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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mclark said:
I must get photographed at least 4 times each way of my journey and that's after 3½ months

Michael

The Unimaginative One


Have you not told your Mum to stop taking you to work yet????!!!

Hoover.

5,993 posts

271 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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I did the Beard post as result of a colleague sitting next to me at work.....

yes there were a few "beardy wierdies" but overall.... free of facial hair... and amazingly a lot in thier 30s

BossCerbera

8,188 posts

272 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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225 said:
Apparently....
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/arti

FFS, it was co-written by the Morgan-driving dwarf. His alleged appeal to the ladies (and other men, allegedly) has probably gone to his head.

Hammond! It's not because of your Morgan! They just want to sit you on their knee and burp you!

Rum Runner

2,345 posts

246 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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BossCerbera said:
225 said:
Apparently....
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/arti

FFS, it was co-written by the Morgan-driving dwarf. His alleged appeal to the ladies (and other men, allegedly) has probably gone to his head.

Hammond! It's not because of your Morgan! They just want to sit you on their knee and burp you!


munky

5,328 posts

277 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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mclark said:


Because I drive it to work every day and I must get photographed at least 4 times each way of my journey and that's after 3½ months


Does each photo come with a fine?

keithyboy

1,940 posts

299 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2006
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sybaseian said:
Sharky500 said:
Trouble is, so many Tiv drivers are called Keith. NOBODY is cool called Keith!





Whatever . . . bothered . . . am I bothered . . . do I look bothered?

willdew

2,138 posts

293 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Saw two women in a white Sunbeam Tiger at Le Mans last year doing wheel spins on mad Friday around Arnage corner. They were both in their mid 30's, and quite pretty, but you wouldn't have paid that much attention had you passed them in the street. However to see them hooning around in a pretty v8 classic made them two of the sexiest women I think I've ever seen!

Number 7

4,113 posts

291 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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grass widow said:
A girl looks cool in a Smart Roadster, a man does not.

Wasn't it voted gay car of the year for the past couple of years?


grass widow said:
Actually I think blokes look cool driving tivs. Well most do, I suppose there will be exceptions as with everything else.


Call me naive, but do people really buy TVR's because of how they perceive they will be viewed? If so, and if indeed TVR have a marketing strategy, they need to move away from fashion-led buyers IMHO.
And I did used to be an unimaginative city type, although "boy" may be stretching things a bit. I preferred the term merchant banker.
7.

>> Edited by Number 7 on Thursday 23 March 09:21

rpa.janwell

1,653 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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That article really p%$$ed me off.
My response, sent to the Times, was:
"When Hammond the Hamster has finally disowned every british made car on every show and article he has participated in, and turns around to find to his immense surprise that he is no longer either wanted or needed in this country, perhaps he would care to emigrate to the birthplace of the foreign cars he continually waxes so lyrical about.
In particular, the reference to TVR's "Same story, unfortunately, with TVRs — the chariot of unimaginative City boys" is nothing short of a cretinous generalisation with no foundation whatsoever.
Somewhere in the gross furniture of what possibly constitutes his mind, he must realise that you can only trolley out the same trash a few times before it bores the audience to death.
Get someone who really believes in cars to write articles, not this half man, half idiot."

And the response from the Times was:
"Thank you for e-mailing 'Cool Car'.
Unfortunately, due to the volume of e-mails we can't reply individually
but we will be featuring the best responses in The Sunday Times Driving
section.
Thanks again for contacting us.
The Newspaper Marketing Agency: Opening Up Newspapers:
www.nmauk.co.uk"

Ah well, suppose I got it off my chest.
But god help the little rat if I do meet him.

Mats

252 posts

271 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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Should get the miserable little twa back to presenting Crufts as that is all he is useful for.....

likesbikes

1,439 posts

265 months

Thursday 23rd March 2006
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225 said:
Apparently....

http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/arti

There is some truth in that article though.

Ignoring the TVR bit before anyone starts crying about it