Bad Cracker Jokes.....

[tvradict]

Ok, here's the 3 we've had so far

1.
What is green and hairy and wears sunglasses?

A goosberry on holiday

2.
Did you hear about the stupid ghost?

He climbed over walls.

3.
When is a car not a car

When it is stationary.

[alan_driver]

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

[Spydaman]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

[Graham.J]

What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?


Mandy Lifeboats





What do you call a man with a truck on his head?


Laurie

[Marcos maniac]

Q. What belongs to you, and is always used by everyone else?


A. Your'e name

[SGirl]

Spydaman said: What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head? Doug-less!!

Sigh...

[cotty]

Q. Who gets the sack everyday

A. A postman

[nevpugh308]

Q. What gets wetter, the more it drys ?

Q. A towel

[tvradict]

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Ride 'em cowboy!

[tvradict]

What do you give an injured Lemon?

Lemonade.

[cnh1990]

What did the Pirate say when someone asked why he had a steering wheel around his waist?

Aye, it driving me nuts!