The Full English Breakfast...........

[gorvid]

Now I don't indulge myself in these too often, too much cholesterol, but when I do I feel that there are certain rules that should be followed…
I think that egg to beans proximity should be tightly controlled, and sausages should be high quality OR be replaced with an extra egg. Also, I think black pudding is vital to the integrity of the dish.

However there are many variations, feel free to represent your most (or least) favourites.

Number 1 "The Posh 'Un"


Number 2 "The Classic"

notice the innovative 'egg orbit' composition

Number 3 "The Big 'Un"

[gorvid]

Parrot of Doom said:

Eggs - fried, slightly crispy underneath, lightly salted YES! Bacon - butcher's bacon, thick sliced, with a good tasty rind YES! Sossies - Crispy skin, good chunky pork YES! Black Pud - erm....just...cooked OK... Beans - Heinz only, not too much sauce NO! Heinz Beans are always bitty... Toast - roasting hot, damp in the middle from the butter YES! Tea - big mug of BLACK COFFEE Paper - Sun ERM.... Heaven

[lazyitus]

gorvid said:

Number 2 "The Classic"

Thats the one, but don't forget....

[Parrot of Doom]

lazyitus said:

Thats the one, but don't forget....

Sorry, but thats just wrong. Apologise immediately!

[lazyitus]

sorry

[Parrot of Doom]

Thats better

[matchless]

bacon, sausage, mushrooms, black pudding, beans, tomatoes, fried bread, egg chips and a round of toast and a mug of tea

[lazyitus]

matchless said:

a mug of tea

imperative

[paulhol]

you're all forgetting the most important ingredient:

[sputnik]

Black pudding

[Homer Mode] Mmmmm Black pudding [/Homer mode]

[jimbeaux]

I always get a "Full Monty" at the cafe' tucked away on the upper floor of Heathrow airport, usually at an "odd" hour.

[sputnik]

lazyitus said:

matchless said: a mug of tea imperative

With a black pudding and another mug of tes,

And possibly,




Another mug of tea to follow.


Mmmmmh


[Homer Mode] Black pudding and possibly another cup of tea... [/Homer mode]

[jimbeaux]

Speaking of food; just cooked and consumed grilled salmon steaks with olive oil and lemmon pepper, topped off with soy sauce....with a side of steamed broccoli and chedder cheeseAll better now!

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Dammit...

I've just got in, having put away a mixed kebab (modified with a reshmi omelette), lamb bhuna something, chicken kashmir, sag ponir & kulcha naan (no, not me on my own!) and already you buggers have me trying to work out if there's a greasy spoon open tomorrow morning!

[sputnik]

jimbeaux said:

Speaking of food; just cooked and consumed grilled salmon steaks with olive oil and lemmon pepper, topped off with soy sauce....with a side of steamed broccoli and chedder cheeseAll better now!

Sounds like breakfast. I'll look forward to mine, if I ever get to bed after I've finished this particularly nice bottle of Spanish brandy .

[fozzi]

damn.... all of sudden getting very hungry..... hmm, black pudding, bam-bal-ya-ha, hmm, black pudding, bam-bal-ya-ha