Hen-Monkey Hybrid......

[gorvid]

I think that of all the potential for ridiculous and highly entertaining hybrid mutants, the possibility of a hen-monkey crossover ranks pretty highly for me.
Imagine the combination of a monkeys natural agility and intelligence, with the downright mental 'noise/panic/cluck' approch of the average hen....

I think as a pet it would be an aquired taste....

Other suggestions?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

I used to go out with her.

[wedg1e]

How about a tiger crossed with a Banobo (sp) chimp?

A rampant pussy that will shag anything...

[gorvid]

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

wedg1e said:

How about a tiger crossed with a Banobo (sp) chimp? A rampant pussy that will shag anything...

..and her

[mybrainhurts]

If you cross a sloth with retarded parrot....

Do you get another Prescott......?

[julianhj]

How about a piece of chalk, some cheese and a beard?

[mybrainhurts]

No, thanks....

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

julianhj said:

How about a piece of chalk, some cheese and a beard?

a penis?

[mybrainhurts]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

julianhj said: How about a piece of chalk, some cheese and a beard? a penis?

sp....HAPPINESS

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

mybrainhurts said:

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said: julianhj said: How about a piece of chalk, some cheese and a beard? a penis? sp....HAPPINESS

..the greatest thing that I possess

[UKBob]

How about a giant urinal made human flesh which scarpers about on massive gerbil legs, swaggering from side to side bumping into things like a drunk, exploding hen monkies in all directions whilst making deep gurgling vomiting noises.

[johnjr]

wedg1e said:

How about a tiger crossed with a Banobo (sp) chimp? A rampant pussy that will shag anything...

Sounds like my last girl friend

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

UKBob said:

How about a giant urinal made human flesh which scarpers about on massive gerbil legs, swaggering from side to side bumping into things like a drunk, exploding hen monkies in all directions whilst making deep gurgling vomiting noises.

you've just described Mybrainhurts

[UKBob]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

UKBob said: How about a giant urinal made human flesh which scarpers about on massive gerbil legs, swaggering from side to side bumping into things like a drunk, exploding hen monkies in all directions whilst making deep gurgling vomiting noises. you've just described Mybrainhurts

I can see the connection

[mybrainhurts]

BEHIND YOU....

[406tm]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

wedg1e said: How about a tiger crossed with a Banobo (sp) chimp? A rampant pussy that will shag anything... ..and her

Youve met my ex then!

[marctwo]

julianhj said:

How about a piece of chalk, some cheese and a beard?

Make sure it's Swiss cheese.

How about a Monkey with 6 Arse's?