Not all HM Forces are sword weilding maniacs

[Nick P]

Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past.
It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen

[Jaglover]

I never doubted it

[nervous]

Nick P said:

Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past. It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen

theyre not. but you are.

[kerfuffle]

Oh I dunno - wizzpig waved his weapon at me before and threatened to "run me through".

I insisted he sheathed it and he backed down.

[littlegreenfairy]

Amen to that - my daddy was in the RAF for aaaaages and he isn't a psychopath

Then again he was a fair few ranks higher than someone chundering around here

[Nick P]

nervous said:

Nick P said: Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past. It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen theyre not. but you are.

you watch it civvy boy or i'll be round to give you a bit of interrogation

[nervous]

Nick P said:

nervous said: Nick P said: Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past. It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen theyre not. but you are. you watch it civvy boy or i'll be round to give you a bit of interrogation

you old smoothy. i bet you say that to all the boys.

[Nick P]

nervous said:

Nick P said: nervous said: Nick P said: Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past. It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen theyre not. but you are. you watch it civvy boy or i'll be round to give you a bit of interrogation you old smoothy. i bet you say that to all the boys.

no, but it worked on my wife when i met her on a night out in Naaarrich

unfortunately it been me that has been "confined to barracks" since

[xiphias]

Nick P said:

nervous said: Nick P said: nervous said: Nick P said: Frankly i have been embarrassed by a certain persons posts over the recent past. It is with this in mind that i humbly apologise for any member of HM Forces past or present for the imbicilic ramblings of an ex-member....we are NOT all sword waving, iron pumping twerps.......amen theyre not. but you are. you watch it civvy boy or i'll be round to give you a bit of interrogation you old smoothy. i bet you say that to all the boys. no, but it worked on my wife when i met her on a night out in Naaarrich unfortunately it been me that has been "confined to barracks" since

Your wife is a civvy boy?

[Dakkon]

I am Conan err Spartacus

[Nick P]

no she is a lady ...boy...erm...lady lady....erm eerr....woman lady thing....not a boy ....erm....oh buggar.....lady wife


this is your fault nervy....mentioning boys....

[lazyitus]

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