conan sword

[raf dug]

Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though.
Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall.

[carrera2]

Have you heard yourself recently?

You've lost it.

[eccles]

not sure you'd be allowed a 3ft sword as hand luggage, they tend to frown on that sort of thing these days.

[Nick P]

raf dug said:

Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall.

oh how great.....please please please keep telling me how it is your ambition to be a samurai or barbarion or whatever you aim to be...no really...please......

[Tyre Smoke]

carrera2 said:

Have you heard yourself recently? You've lost it.

That or he is a very clever troll laughing at us for 'biting'

However, having read a few other threads I suspect not

[gasblaster]

raf dug said:

Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall.

Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it

[Batty FTO]

my mum always said,
"if you have nothing good to say, don't say anything at all".

HTH
Matt

[marki]

gasblaster said:

raf dug said: Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall. Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it

But he fights like 10 truckers so it would be a fair fight i guess

[Tyre Smoke]

gasblaster said:

Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it

The tears are rolling down my face, please please don't lock this thread, not yet please.

[diddyman]

marki said:

gasblaster said: raf dug said: Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall. Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it But he fights like 10 truckers so it would be a fair fight i guess

Yeah but imagine the look on Dug's face when the burglar pulls a gun on him and shoots him in the head (missing his brain by 3ft, I might add)

[GingerNinja]

Let's see....overcompensation checklist as follows:

1) Purchase large weapon to play with
2) Purchase big red shiney sports car with very long bonnet.
3) Dramatically increase muscle size and display to the world in muscle shirt

[alfaman]

GingerNinja said:

Let's see....overcompensation checklist as follows: 1) Purchase large weapon to play with 2) Purchase big red shiney sports car with very long bonnet. 3) Dramatically increase muscle size and display to the world in muscle shirt

4)tell every adult you know and strangers you don't with 1) to 3)

5) repeat 4)

[Jaglover]

diddyman said:

Yeah but imagine the look on Dug's face when the burglar pulls a gun on him and shoots him in the head (missing his brain by 3ft, I might add)

[chassis 33]

Doug, please shut the **** up, you're embarrasing all of us who may once of stood up for you.

When we first met at the Nott'num meets we could have a chat and a laugh, discuss the merits of high milage cars in the Cookie club, chat about your experience of the Forces compared to mine as a supplier of kit etc, but c'mon lad do us all a favour and pipe down a bit, please.

Regards
Iain

[Mr Whippy]

GingerNinja said:

Let's see....overcompensation checklist as follows: 1) Purchase large weapon to play with 2) Purchase big red shiney sports car with very long bonnet. 3) Dramatically increase muscle size and display to the world in muscle shirt

Not been nasty but it's true when you see it in a three point list like that!

Dave

[raf dug]

gasblaster said:

raf dug said: Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall. Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it

I've thought of that there's a 5 wood under the bed
And a putter by the downstairs phone.

>> Edited by raf dug on Monday 23 January 15:50

[Nick P]

someone please put him out of our misery

[wedg1e]

If I mention loincloths on here, will THIS thread get pulled?

[Ads-Northants]

raf dug said:

gasblaster said: raf dug said: Watched a free DVD "conan the destroyer" on my laptop today down southampton, brilliant film.When I was in Benidorm in August I nearly bought a sword like that from the souvenier shop oposite the Stretford arms(man utd theme pub). 30 euro's for 3ft of steel or 20euro's for a samurai sword. The mrs didn't fancy my chances of getting it through customs as a wall ornament though. Imagine the look on the burglars face if he clocked that on the wall. Imagine the look on your face if the burglar took it off the wall and went medieval on yo ass with it I've thought of that there's a 5 wood under the bed

An answer for everything eh?

[marki]

raf dug said:

I've thought of that there's a 5 wood under the bed And a putter by the downstairs phone.

i would not use a putter from the phone mate