Female/Male Poem

[Ali_Kat]

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong!
One who loves to listen all day long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.



MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac,
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[vixpy1]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

[JagLover]

Ali_Kat said:

FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong! One who loves to listen all day long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And forever be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[wedg1e]

The boy stood on the burning deck
With his girlfriend, Annie...

I forget the rest

[TheLemming]

wedg1e said:

The boy stood on the burning deck With his girlfriend, Annie... I forget the rest

Alternatively...

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Eating red hot scollops,
A dollop of fat ran down his chin
And fell right on his... Foot