Tom Cruise refusing to come out of the closet.....

[touchingcloth]

.... well according to South Park

Popbitch email said:

"South Park had a new episode pulled from
British TV. Trapped In The Closet involved Tom
Cruise locking himself in Stan's closet, with
the phrase "Tom Cruise won't come out of the
closet" repeated 28 times during the show.

At one point, ex-wife Nicole Kidman was portrayed
trying to coax him out, saying, "It's time for you
to come out of the closet, Tom. You're not
fooling anyone." The final line of the show is
Tom telling the "South Park" kids "I'm gonna
sue you! I'm gonna sue you in England!"


www.thecloset.notlong.com

[nervous]

have you seen the paris hilton one, Sinny? thats a work of genius. as is the special olympics one and the one where theyre pretending to be manga style super-heroes. great stuff.

[scorp]

Pulled the episode? I swear ive seen this episode already on Sky, about 6 months ago.

[scorp]

nervous said:

have you seen the paris hilton one, Sinny? thats a work of genius. as is the special olympics one and the one where theyre pretending to be manga style super-heroes. great stuff.

The Ben Afflek / J Lopez one was funny too.

[touchingcloth]

nervous said:

have you seen the paris hilton one

Hadn't but just googled and got a particularly amusing clip of her a pineapple and a member of what appeared to be Frankie Goes to Hollywood - is that the one??

Very, very good.

[JagLover]

nervous said:

have you seen the paris hilton one, Sinny? thats a work of genius. as is the special olympics one

Those two are great, as is the hippy gathering one, but I don't think in general south park is as good as it once was.

[touchingcloth]

How ironic, "Team America World Police" from the Southpark boys has just arrived from Screen Select in my post, anyone seen it.

Must get it watched tonight (or maybe even this afternoon , tax return can wait a few more days )

[dick dastardly]

Team America is really funny. The panthers scene is inspired.

[JagLover]

touchingcloth said:

How ironic, "Team America World Police" from the Southpark boys has just arrived from Screen Select in my post, anyone seen it.

Great Film

America F*ck Yeah

[nervous]

touchingcloth said:

How ironic, "Team America World Police" from the Southpark boys has just arrived from Screen Select in my post, anyone seen it. Must get it watched tonight (or maybe even this afternoon , tax return can wait a few more days )

just about perfect. just add beers, pizzas and chums.

i personally like the 'hammer' gag. inspired.

[Nick P]

touchingcloth said:

How ironic, "Team America World Police" from the Southpark boys has just arrived from Screen Select in my post, anyone seen it. Must get it watched tonight (or maybe even this afternoon , tax return can wait a few more days )

got it on dvd....brilliant stuff....."coming to save the motherucking world yeah"

my fave scene is the puking one outside the bar.....i laughed till it hurt....then peed myself



almost

[Cotty]

Nick P said:

touchingcloth said: How ironic, "Team America World Police" from the Southpark boys has just arrived from Screen Select in my post, anyone seen it. Must get it watched tonight (or maybe even this afternoon , tax return can wait a few more days ) got it on dvd....brilliant stuff....."coming to save the motherucking world yeah" my fave scene is the puking one outside the bar.....i laughed till it hurt....then peed myself almost

The bit I like is after they have an argument about whether he will get in the car

Gary Johnston:Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my

[pantscat]

Nick P said:

my fave scene is the puking one outside the bar.....i laughed till it hurt....then peed myself almost

Go on, admit it, a little bit came out didn't it? I was on the floor crying with laughter at that.

[Nick P]

pantscat said:

Nick P said: my fave scene is the puking one outside the bar.....i laughed till it hurt....then peed myself almost Go on, admit it, a little bit came out didn't it? I was on the floor crying with laughter at that.

okay okay.....so in the excitement of the moment a tiny drop did escape and leave a little yellow patch, but i think nobody noticed and i got away with it

now leave me alone to do my washing

[tinman0]

"super secret hiding place...."

"gary?" ...minigun... "gary?"

[NAS]

The whole episode is a complete pisstake on the Scientology church. Absolutely f**king brilliant! Download it now!

[pAntscat]

Nick P said:

okay okay.....so in the excitement of the moment a tiny drop did escape and leave a little yellow patch, but i think nobody noticed and i got away with it now leave me alone to do my washing

You might want to try 'Vanish'... worked for me ;-)

[Zod]

My favuorite bits are mostly the Kim Jong Il ones "Ohh, Harro!" "Hans Brix, Ah no-o!"

[Parrot of Doom]

I'm...........so.............ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone......