Who would win in a fight?
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Don't know, but I'd duff both of em up together. 
tomtvr said:
Between Chris Ryan and Andy Mcnab?
Within a matter of minutes McNab would have covered himself with packets of peanuts and crisps and would have blended in with the snack counter to try and observe Ryan, who would in the meantime have hidden in the toilets where he would have setup a discreet listening post.
It would be an interesting standoff I think, at least until closing time.
timmy30 said:
Between Chris Ryan and Andy Mcnab?
Within a matter of minutes McNab would have covered himself with packets of peanuts and crisps and would have blended in with the snack counter to try and observe Ryan, who would in the meantime have hidden in the toilets where he would have setup a discreet listening post.
It would be an interesting standoff I think, at least until closing time.
ok,ok...here is the definitve answer.....McNab would cover himself in animal faeces, kill a cow and get inside the ribcage, using it as a foxhole in the pub garden.
Ryan would hide in the ornamental fountain (underwater) using a bendy straw to breath through. Both would then simultaneously explode out of their respective hiding places (hovering in mid-air a la Matrix), throwing lethal bar snacks at each other.
McNab being the regular would anticipate this and deflect the spinning pork product away with ease, however Ryan has a trump up his sleeve.......the latest DVD box set off "SAS: Are you hard enough?".....he spins each disc through the air like circular saw blades, beheading McNab.....at that moment Ryan proclaims himself victor and retires to the bouncy castle living off McNabs remains for several months, using his shin bones as punji snake pit stakes. Thats what I heard anyway
Ryan would hide in the ornamental fountain (underwater) using a bendy straw to breath through. Both would then simultaneously explode out of their respective hiding places (hovering in mid-air a la Matrix), throwing lethal bar snacks at each other.
McNab being the regular would anticipate this and deflect the spinning pork product away with ease, however Ryan has a trump up his sleeve.......the latest DVD box set off "SAS: Are you hard enough?".....he spins each disc through the air like circular saw blades, beheading McNab.....at that moment Ryan proclaims himself victor and retires to the bouncy castle living off McNabs remains for several months, using his shin bones as punji snake pit stakes. Thats what I heard anyway
stew-typeR said:
Chuck Norris
agreed. he doesn't even need to be in the same country, yet he would still win. his martial arts technique is so great that he will win any fight anywhere in the world at any time.
I'm told his beard is the source of his power and his only vunerable area.
stew-typeR said:
Chuck Norris
agreed. he doesn't even need to be in the same country, yet he would still win. his martial arts technique is so great that he will win any fight anywhere in the world at any time.
Martial arts are only any good against another martial artist. A quick punch in the face and your Tang Soo Do goes down the sh!tter.
It's like the Marquess of Queensbury's rules: only in films do two proponents remove ther jackets and square up outside a pub. In reality one gets glassed and the other runs like f***.
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