Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework
Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework
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mrs fish

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30,018 posts

288 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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I can't believe this is possible


ananova said:
Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework

A Croatia lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney..

Stjepan Lizacic, 56, from Osijek, is suing his local health authority because he says he's become a laughing stock.

He says his life changed from enjoying heavy drinking sessions with pals to prefering housework after the operation.

He told local newspaper 24sata: "The kidney transplant saved my life, but they never warned me about the side effects.

"I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting."

He pointed out that before the kidney transplant he would not have been seen dead doing the housework, and expected his wife to do it all, but now found it both relaxing and fulfilling.

He said: "My wife is the only one that is pleased. I do most of the housework now, and I blame the hospital that transplanted me the kidney of a 50-year-old woman instead of a man's kidney."

His wife Radmila added: "If the new femine side to him is confined to housework I am very happy, I only hope he doesn't start looking at other men."

Jaglover

46,822 posts

265 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Funny but boll*x

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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I've not known too many women who were all that keen on " ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting". So I conclude that it is utter cock.

c c

8,057 posts

269 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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"All togethrr now"..

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.

hammerwerfer

3,234 posts

270 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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c c said:
"All togethrr now"..

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.



You beat me to it!

Carrera2

8,352 posts

262 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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thepoliticallycorrectjohnnyforeignersaid said:
I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting


mutt k

3,964 posts

268 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Carrera2 said:
thepoliticallycorrectjohnnyforeignersaid said:
I have developed a strange passion for female jobs like ironing, sewing, washing dishes, sorting clothes in wardrobes and even knitting




This bloke is not by any chance your cleaner is he?

cymtriks

4,561 posts

275 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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It can happen.



Similar things have been reported before. There are several cases of people suddenly changing their diets after transplants, wondering why, and then finding out that the donor liked the foods that they now like.

The real problem here is our belief that all of your personality is stored in your brain. The bit you deal with directly is, what about the rest?

mrs fish

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30,018 posts

288 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Its an interesting one. Just seems hard to believe a complete change, from a kidney

pdV6

16,442 posts

291 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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Another theory: He's had to lay off the sauce after the transplant and has found himself stuck at home with nothing better to do?

Smart roadster

769 posts

256 months

Tuesday 17th January 2006
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cymtriks said:
It can happen.



Similar things have been reported before. There are several cases of people suddenly changing their diets after transplants, wondering why, and then finding out that the donor liked the foods that they now like.

The real problem here is our belief that all of your personality is stored in your brain. The bit you deal with directly is, what about the rest?


I find that some what unlikely as I don't think you get to know who your donor was. You can write to the family to say thanks and how much you appriciate the kidney but I'm not sure you get to find out details. Well you didn't when I had mine. Personality changes can occur due to the crate load of drugs you have to take, especially the steriods.

I can believe changes in task could occur due to the drugs, hell the other side effects of some of them are pretty good.

The original story is tripe, the bloke should be greatful he got a kidney, a bit of ironing is better than dialysis.