e.coli pie, saturday, potsmuff.
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What a shame I missed the rather informative post about last Saturdays visit to Tiger Tiger.
I was a truly awesome club with lots of Portsmouths intelligencia and bohemia. Not one football yob, Fred Perry W****r, gold digger, footballers wife or slutty crack whore (OK maybe one...). And the hotel was amazing - i've never seen such ornate gold plating and opulent chandiliers. Truly an evening to remember (whilst violently projectile vomiting last nights dodgy burger) oh.. hang on, I do remember now
We laughed 'till we stopped... you had to be there..
Well done to my parners in crime, Carz, Mel, Flasher and mungo. Why did no one finish their breakfasts?
So now on to two suggestions that arose:
Hairy pie II: Amsterdam (just so that we can get another thread removed - 20 minutes for the origional portsmouth report I believe...).
Black Tie and syphalis injections: Newcastle.
Probably the new year.
Debauchery compulsory.
Edited to remove the joke about Scuntthorpe...
>>> Edited by scruffy on Tuesday 3rd December 16:23
I was a truly awesome club with lots of Portsmouths intelligencia and bohemia. Not one football yob, Fred Perry W****r, gold digger, footballers wife or slutty crack whore (OK maybe one...). And the hotel was amazing - i've never seen such ornate gold plating and opulent chandiliers. Truly an evening to remember (whilst violently projectile vomiting last nights dodgy burger) oh.. hang on, I do remember now
We laughed 'till we stopped... you had to be there..
Well done to my parners in crime, Carz, Mel, Flasher and mungo. Why did no one finish their breakfasts?
So now on to two suggestions that arose:
Hairy pie II: Amsterdam (just so that we can get another thread removed - 20 minutes for the origional portsmouth report I believe...).
Black Tie and syphalis injections: Newcastle.
Probably the new year.
Debauchery compulsory.
Edited to remove the joke about Scuntthorpe...
>>> Edited by scruffy on Tuesday 3rd December 16:23
Big_M said: Can I have the report emailed to me pleeze?
The report was lovingly fashioned by me, mel and flasher moments after returning to the hotel - on mel's 'puter. It was very un PC, contained swearing of the first order, libelous and not really for our beloved forum. We had bets on how long it would last!! Mungo (bless) arrived a little later and expressed an interest in editing said typing, vehemently.
Imagine if you will, bastardising the phrase 'pulling the skin off a rice pudding' - i don't think you'll even come close...
Ask mel if he's still got it...
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