Hypnotherapist recommendations

[blindswelledrat]

Can anyone recommend a hypnotist preferably in London who will make me not want to smoke without cheekily getting me to have sex with pigs whilst under?
Thanks

[Kentish]

Is this a serious request?

If so, I'm sure I saw Paul McKenna has a book and tape available similar to his weight loss one.

[shadytree]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.
You WILL give up smoking!

3..2..1.. You're back in the room !




sorted !

[Kentish]

shadytree said:

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You WILL give up smoking! 3..2..1.. You're back in the room ! sorted !

Is that you shady?

Do you do childrens parties

[chim_knee]

blindswelledrat said:

Can anyone recommend a hypnotist preferably in London who will make me not want to smoke without cheekily getting me to have sex with pigs whilst under? Thanks

Try Allen Carr seminar thingy... worked for me, about the same price as hypnosis and you get your money back if it doesn't work (it didn't for my wife and she got her money back).

"The Easy Way" it's called

[chilli]

I thought about this.....to get over my fear of heights/flying....Decided prob best not to feck around with "what's upsatirs"......Might send me/you over the edge!

[shadytree]

Kentish said:

Is that you shady? Do you do childrens parties

Sorry fully booked till '07

>> Edited by shadytree on Monday 9th January 15:26

[Plotloss]

Allen Carr down Wimbledon way, supposed to be amazing...

[tonto]

blindswelledrat said:

Can anyone recommend a hypnotist preferably in London who will make me not want to smoke without cheekily getting me to have sex with pigs whilst under? Thanks

Sex with Pigs? You can get Oinkment for that

[jimothy]

Plotloss said:

Allen Carr down Wimbledon way, supposed to be amazing...

Try the book first. Worked for me, the missus, and loads of friends. Much cheaper than his course (£7 rather than £150), and if it doesn't work, try the course.

[Plotloss]

I've got the book, must start reading it really.

[blindswelledrat]

Hello thanks for the replies.
Yes it is a serious request.
Ive already stopped smoking but need to do anything possible that may help.
I'd mentally dismissed Alan Carr because what i've heard gets on my nerves.
I know its bad for me and thats why I've stopped which renders his teachings slightly irrelevant.
I simply want do pop out one lunchtime and have a one-off dose of hypnotherapy to help me stop feeling like suicide/muder.

[chim_knee]

blindswelledrat said:

I know its bad for me and thats why I've stopped which renders his teachings slightly irrelevant.

See, that's what I thought having read the book and failed to quit BUT just one thing clicked for me in the seminar and it was different to the "I know" stuff... meant I quit honestly, genuinely easily. Aside from a few days of proper physical nicotine withdrawl I've had no withdrawl what-so-ever. Got to be worth a punt, surely! Risk free. Money back etc!

[tallbloke]

I stopped 2 years 9 months ago and read the Alan Carr book the day after. 30 rollies a day for 20 years and stopped just like that. Try the seminar, you've got a lot to gain.

[blindswelledrat]

Anyone have any liks to the seminar- I have googled and can't actually find it?

[chim_knee]

Easy Way - Buckinghamshire.

This is the one I used. Not sure where you are but if you get in touch with her, she'll no doubt be able to give you a name.

ETA: Other Clinics

>> Edited by chim_knee on Tuesday 10th January 09:36

[blindswelledrat]

chim_knee said:

Easy Way - Buckinghamshire. This is the one I used. Not sure where you are but if you get in touch with her, she'll no doubt be able to give you a name.

Im High Wycombe so spot on!

[chim_knee]

blindswelledrat said:

chim_knee said: Easy Way - Buckinghamshire. This is the one I used. Not sure where you are but if you get in touch with her, she'll no doubt be able to give you a name. Im High Wycombe so spot on!

Jubbly... I used to live in Beaconsfield, hence that one.

I'll PM you a couple of my observations...

>> Edited by chim_knee on Tuesday 10th January 09:49

[blindswelledrat]

Lovely please do!

[chim_knee]

:virtualswish: there y'go...