any IT contractors here? Boy can it suck...
any IT contractors here? Boy can it suck...
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hedders

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24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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I have just got back into IT contracting after a break. (I have been doing auditing, but thats not really IT.)

I am not a super IT bod or anything but i can fix most users problems and have a basic network admin knowledge etc. But i always seem to get sent for jobs which sounds like a peice of cake and it turns out to be:

"Welcome aboard hedders, here is your desk (not that you will see it much) and here is the comms room and here are the 200 hundred users you will be supporting and they all use five different pieces of bespoke software, good luck"

Why is that they think that every IT contractor is a fully qualified network guru and desktop supporting/ hardware repairing deity??? They just call the agency and ask for someone with some PC knowledge and expect a guru...

I need to brush up on my skills or start blagging better



tomtom

4,265 posts

260 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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hedders said:

Why is that they think that every IT contractor is a fully qualified network guru and desktop supporting/ hardware repairing deity??? They just call the agency and ask for someone with some PC knowledge and expect a guru...

Because for what they pay us, they expect someone half competent

>> Edited by tomtom on Friday 6th January 19:14

ATG

23,819 posts

302 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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At risk of doing a Gerald Rattner, it is because our dear customers are ignorant, stupid, cheapskates. Prawn sandwich anyone?

hedders

Original Poster:

24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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tomtom said:
hedders said:

Why is that they think that every IT contractor is a fully qualified network guru and desktop supporting/ hardware repairing deity??? They just call the agency and ask for someone with some PC knowledge and expect a guru...

Because for what they pay us, they expect someone half competent



That would be all very well but i am not on the best rate either! Actually it IS the best rate I have ever been on, but it is right at the bottom of the proper IT scale ..

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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I once dated an IT contractor.. Boy could she suck

hedders

Original Poster:

24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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ATG said:
At risk of doing a Gerald Rattner, it is because our dear customers are ignorant, stupid, cheapskates. Prawn sandwich anyone?


Or is it the agency? I have been sent for some ridiculous jobs in the passed. Based on some Internet helpdesk experience i was once sent to interview to run a companies european IT division

I realised as i soon as i spoke to the receptionist that something was up....

"AH yes, Mr Hedders, the directors are expecting you, I will escort you upstairs, Can I get you a coffee or anything?"

Me: "Oh shit...."


hedders

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24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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vixpy1 said:
I once dated an IT contractor.. Boy could she suck


A female IT contractor? a rare breed indeed

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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hedders said:
vixpy1 said:
I once dated an IT contractor.. Boy could she suck


A female IT contractor? a rare breed indeed



I've known a few and to be fair they've all looked like robber's dogs...

So...

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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Plotloss said:
hedders said:
vixpy1 said:
I once dated an IT contractor.. Boy could she suck


A female IT contractor? a rare breed indeed



I've known a few and to be fair they've all looked like robber's dogs...

So...


I never said she was attractive

skinnyboy

4,635 posts

288 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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I've been out of IT for 3 years, used to be an SAP R/3 EU Consultant, would like to get back in the fray but its nigh on impossible now, any tips?

hedders

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24,460 posts

277 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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Well, you are in Oz....

I can't exactly recommend you to my agency

skinnyboy

4,635 posts

288 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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hedders said:
Well, you are in Oz....

I can't exactly recommend you to my agency



lol, now your just not trying!

Gunna hit the agencies this week see what bites....

bga

8,134 posts

281 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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skinnyboy said:
I've been out of IT for 3 years, used to be an SAP R/3 EU Consultant, would like to get back in the fray but its nigh on impossible now, any tips?


SAP market is pretty good at the moment, a fair few large projects in UK & abroad. The big players are recruiting & things look like they are moving back onshore again for many things.

Right now the market is flooded by fabricated CV's from India, anyone with proper experience is definately an asset. There are so many crap wannabe's out there thinking they are on the gravy train. Rates are down on 2000-2001 but £500 p/d is about average I would sat. BW is very hot at the moment, as is Netweaver. BASIS etc is plodding along as usual but there seems to be a lack of decent Basis folk out there. Functional stuff is about the same as it was a few years ago, it's still a pig to configure & OSS is even more useless than ever
PM me if you want any up to date info etc

skinnyboy

4,635 posts

288 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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awesome stuff!

Pm ya soon!

lightstepper

318 posts

250 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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" ANY IT CONTRACTORS HERE? "

I was under the impression that most of the people on this forum are IT contractors

sadako

7,080 posts

268 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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Sounding off,

I'm doing a 2nd line support job at the moment for a power utility company, remotely supporting users and taking away some of the load from the engineers based on site. I'm part of a large IT services provider. The company keep introducing things without telling us to make things interesting. Someone in this company decided Radia would be good for deploying software to thousands of users after trying it in an office with a few machines. Radia happens to suck dead donkeys and keeps refusing to do what its told, often ending up in having to reinstall the entire PC because it is faster than trying to uninstall and reinstall a 5 meg outlook plugin. We suddenly started getting calls for people trying to use VPN without any warning, often caused by the users not being told they would require a broadband router for it to work. Half my call queue is full of user training issues and users I cant get hold of, the other half is for calls I need to pass to other teams but they wont accept them, or noone supports the application/database anymore.

My time is also wasted by the service desk (first line support) thinking they need to pass us calls for things we cannot fix remotely instead of passing them to the on site support engineers. Calls like this vary from paper jams, machines that are bluescreening, standalone machines not on the network, to "my dog ate the power cable". We are also delayed by the service desk associating different trouble tickets together for issues that have nothing to do with each other, meaning we have to deal with each seperate ticket which takes ages and at the end of it it only looks like we did one call. We are also passed calls for things that we dont support. "Hello service desk, Can you look at this problem number? We dont support the company website/mainframe/telecoms/canteen/ventilation, why have we got it? Get it out of our queue!"

Then there are the executives whom the company has decided to be able to raise priority 1 calls that were normally reserved for servers down and entire sites offline. This week I closed a p1 for an executive who was trying to open a .jpg image using microsoft word.

thepassenger

6,962 posts

265 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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I'm an IT Contractor; female to boot and don't look all that bad thank you very much.

I work for the worlds 3rd largest OEM... we recently sold our laptop divison to Lenovo. As a contractor I'm treated like scum, I know nothing can't do anything right yet somehow my suggestions (when given out by a permie) always seem to fix the problem. I'm expected to take the blame for anything that goes wrong, turn up at a random time well before my shift starts (it changes week by week and I'm always late). And to cap it all off I've been ordered by a permie manager that if I ever take my 1 hour lunch break again I'll be fired.

So far I'm 2 years in to this contract, never been able to take a holiday or a day off. God I need a new job.

tomtom

4,265 posts

260 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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sadako said:
Radia happens to suck dead donkeys and keeps refusing to do what its told
Thanks, you just reminded me to remove Radia from my work-supplied laptop.

sadako

7,080 posts

268 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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tomtom said:
sadako said:
Radia happens to suck dead donkeys and keeps refusing to do what its told
Thanks, you just reminded me to remove Radia from my work-supplied laptop.


Might as well leave it there. Get any major gip from it you can rename the
c:
program files
novadigm
lib
system

directory and hit "install new applications" It'll forget what it has installed and redo the lot.

Ed- I just discovered PH doesn't do backslashes

>> Edited by sadako on Friday 6th January 21:59

JonRB

80,103 posts

302 months

Friday 6th January 2006
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thepassenger said:
I've been ordered by a permie manager that if I ever take my 1 hour lunch break again I'll be fired.
So far I'm 2 years in to this contract, never been able to take a holiday or a day off.
That's not contracting - that's slavery!
And, worse, that level of control by a client is very bad from an IR35 perspective too.