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[oggs]

CELEBRITY Love Island winner Jayne Middlemiss' New Year's resolution is to have lots of rampant sex.

The stunning TV presenter admits her main aim for 2006 is to enjoy steamy romps between the sheets as often as she can.

When quizzed by Closer magazine about what the next 12 months has in store for her, the 34-year-old brunette said: "Lots of sex, I hope!"

She added: "And I want to be as bendy as Madonna.

"She’s a testament to yoga, and an absolutely amazing woman.

"She inspires me and I just hope that can inspire people to take up yoga this year."

[lazyitus]

Seen worse but quite frankly, I've seen far better.

She's a nice lady.

[Axeman30]

Jesus christ if that's a photo with make up and sympathetic lighting what on earth must the old tart look like first thing in the morning

[Mad Dave]

She has the most annoying voice known to mankind. Has anyone else seen her 'luv Yoooooorga' advertisement? Akin to fingernails on a blackboard to my ears.

[Trooper2]

[alexkp]

You don't think she could be saying this in the hope it will get her a few headlines?

Cynic? Moi?



(I just can't stomach much more of this "cult" of celebrity...)

[rsvmilly]

I really like her. This photo is much better than that one

[Axeman30]

Hmmm she looks better with a Pearl Necklace.

[LuS1fer]

Her averageness knows no bounds.

[ZR1cliff]

oggs said:

Hmmmmmm my precious,i think we look good together.

[Axeman30]

Yep the Burberry cap suits her too.

[JonRB]

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Exactly what I was thinking.

anonymous said:

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Moi aussi.

[Yugguy]

yeah right like if she walked up to any of you and said "use me like the council estate b1tch I am" you wouldn't?

[JonRB]

Axeman30 said:

Hmmm she looks better with a Pearl Necklace.

Leave it.

[Einion Yrth]

Yugguy said:

yeah right like if she walked up to any of you and said "use me like the council estate b1tch I am" you wouldn't?

Not before the fifth pint mate, no.

[Yugguy]

I would but I definitely wouldn't respect her afterwards. Or even during.

[trackdemon]

Yeah right, she's really ugly and you'd all say "no thanks love" unless after 5 pints+







I'd bang her after 3, so you miss out

[Dodgey_Rog]

She would get it, i love the accent, if i get tired of it, i'd put something in her mouth......................

[NikB]

She did some page 3 shots, if you hunt around you may be able to find them

[Axeman30]

I think what most of us are saying is we'd shag her (but that goes for about 80% of women to be honest), but she's nothing special, and certainly not 'stunning', not as it were a trophy bird to parade before your mates.