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In the anals of useless human endeavour, a truly remarkable accomplishment.
Los Angeles said:
You got one of my best Poetic Doodles, 2SBs. Mind you, I lost it after I posted it.
www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=1&f=141&t=183235&h=0
I never said that! I've never called anyone Big Boy. Shame really... Los Angeles said:
A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL, AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPANY.
JAGLOVER: Congratulations, LA! I'm off to see Leaping Jaguar, Hidden Costs.
SREBBE: For a struggling writer you are rich in words- sorry, I meant turds.
ERIC Mc: Any writer who served in McDonald's never starved.
DON: Choochie, I thought you ensured LA was swimming wid da fishes.
VIXPY: You're up your own Oxo Tower, LA! (Well, someone had to say it.)
SHADYTREE: Steady on, Vixpy, I'm the only gay in Pistonheads!
NEWBIE: I've been to that Tower in Blackpool and have the Tee Shirt.
COSMOSCHICK: Hugs and kisses. (My man is away this weekend.)
MYBRAINHURTS: Can't think of a single witty line for this one.
MRS FISH: Gurgle, gurgle b-urrrp, poop! (Sorry, that was me, not the baby.)
EMMAP: If you're up for a hoon give me a call, Big Boy.
NEWBIE Pardon my ignorance; what's a "hoon"?
PESTY: You're a sage, LA, sage an onion, that is.
MONAMIMATE: Ha! Got you! You made a spelling error on post 8,724.
JESSICA: If you're ever in trouble you have a shoulder to cry on - yours.
CAR MAG ED: If you wrote as well for us as you do for PH I'd be a lot happier.
JEREMYC: I heard there's lots more LA drivel where that came from.
NEWBIE: Who the hell is LA?
MARKI: He's a figment of his own imagination.
BOMBER DENTON: I know you exist, LA. And I like you. At least, I imagine so.
DOUGAL: Imagination is a terrible thing, Father, don't you think so?
FATHER TED: In your case I wouldn't worry, Dougal. Is LA a Catholic?
DOUGAL: I think he's a Born Again Vegetarian, Father.
FATHER TED: Is that so? Well, that'll account for his head being full of turnips.
PETROLTED: Jeez. Can I have my web site back? (And Father Ted is no relation!)
MY MOTHER: Any chance I'll see the money you owe me?
>> Edited by Los Angeles on Wednesday 4th January 22:16
And you're right about the hidden costs £1,200 for a catalytic converter
Los Angeles said:
So LA, have you really saved these quotes or made em up? Boosted.
Thought so, coz i was told I had a really huge savaloy
and that didn't make the headlines. What about the post counters, can you still see them or is my pc duff? Hows things anyway
Boosted.
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