Is it just me - James Blunt!?
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Christ every bloody radio station over Xmas New year was playing this castrated knobs music.
What ever happened to people NOT singing like someone doesn't have there balls in a vice.
If he was in the army - you can bet he got that voice from being in the shower to much.
Just Say No To James Blunt..............
What ever happened to people NOT singing like someone doesn't have there balls in a vice.
If he was in the army - you can bet he got that voice from being in the shower to much.
Just Say No To James Blunt..............
jellison said:
Christ every bloody radio station over Xmas New year was playing this castrated knobs music.
What ever happened to people NOT singing like someone doesn't have there balls in a vice.
If he was in the army - you can bet he got that voice from being in the shower to much.
Just Say No To James Blunt..............
You're beautiful...... it's true........
Thing with James Blunt is, I actually didn't mind him when I first heard his songs. When I heard him on the radio I thought he was trying to be another Coldplay clone, derivative, but inoffensive.
But then I saw him on TV, and I've wanted to belt him ever since. He sounds like a yelping puppy, he appears to know about two chords on that guitar he barely strums, and WTF is the 'You're Beautiful' video about? Gormlessly staring into the camera whilst he strips off in the middle of a blizzard, all because 'you're beautiful'? Great James, now put your clothes back on and shut up.
But then I saw him on TV, and I've wanted to belt him ever since. He sounds like a yelping puppy, he appears to know about two chords on that guitar he barely strums, and WTF is the 'You're Beautiful' video about? Gormlessly staring into the camera whilst he strips off in the middle of a blizzard, all because 'you're beautiful'? Great James, now put your clothes back on and shut up.
Kentish said:
Christ every bloody radio station over Xmas New year was playing this castrated knobs music.
What ever happened to people NOT singing like someone doesn't have there balls in a vice.
If he was in the army - you can bet he got that voice from being in the shower to much.
Just Say No To James Blunt..............
You're beautiful...... it's true........
But then I was .........furkin high
tonyhetherington said:James Blunt affinities and admission of going to watch live snooker in the same day?
Wow - so, let me get this right, there's some music out there which you DON'T like?!
I quite liked his album - and in fact it's in my car at the moment. Strange though, I've not posted any threads saying "I think Eminem is crap boy I hate him raaaaaaaaaaa".
Bloody hell Tone, someone spike your Xmas pud mate?
The mistake you're making is listening to the radio.
There are these wonderful inventions, nowadays, known as CDs, which is short for compact disc. They are loaded with music, often of one particular artist, which will allow you to avoid turgid dogshit like James Blunt, Jamie Cullum or Katie Mellua.
There are other types of CDs, called compilations, which have music from different artists. It is therefore possible for a song by James Blunt to have accidentally been placed on one of these CDs. In order to avoid being subjected to one of the aforementioned artists, I suggest you only buy compilations CDs that contain kick drum lead tracks above 150bpm.
Enjoy.
There are these wonderful inventions, nowadays, known as CDs, which is short for compact disc. They are loaded with music, often of one particular artist, which will allow you to avoid turgid dogshit like James Blunt, Jamie Cullum or Katie Mellua.
There are other types of CDs, called compilations, which have music from different artists. It is therefore possible for a song by James Blunt to have accidentally been placed on one of these CDs. In order to avoid being subjected to one of the aforementioned artists, I suggest you only buy compilations CDs that contain kick drum lead tracks above 150bpm.
Enjoy.
slapmatt said:
There are these wonderful inventions, nowadays, known as CDs, which is short for compact disc. They are loaded with music, often of one particular artist, which will allow you to avoid turgid dogshit like ..............Katie Mellua
!
Wash your mouth out with soap and water.
FourWheelDrift said:
There are these wonderful inventions, nowadays, known as CDs, which is short for compact disc. They are loaded with music, often of one particular artist, which will allow you to avoid turgid dogshit like ..............Katie Mellua
!
Wash your mouth out with soap and water.
He's right about Melua. I bought her album, Piece By Piece, for my mother as she said that she likes it. I have rarely heard such a load of pretentious, self-indulgent, whiny Norah Jones-lite (which is impressive, given that Norah Jones herself is lite of just about everything else) rubbish.
Lyrics such as the following to set your teeth on edge (paraphrased):
"There are nine million bicycles in Beijing, that's a fact"
"You make me feel so good, like I'm halfway up the Hindu Kush".
Message to Katie - please, please shut up, you appalling, gap-year inspired/pandering, boring crooner. You're damned fit. Just stop the songwriting, please - for the love of God.
GregE240 said:
James Blunt affinities and admission of going to watch live snooker in the same day?
Bloody hell Tone, someone spike your Xmas pud mate?
hehe good point. ok I better get at least a bit of credability back. Urmmm....yesterday I went for a fantastic blast in my Elise (does that do it?).
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