Found a new bird for Christmas.........................

[pagey]

I laid her on the table,



So white clean and bare,



My forehead wet with beads of sweat,



I rubbed her here and there.



I touched her neck,



Then felt her breast,



Then drooling, felt her thigh.



The slit was wet and all was set,



I gave a joyous cry,



The hole was wide........



I looked inside,



All was dark and murky,




I rubbed my hands,



And stretched my arms.........













And then I stuffed the turkey.





May I wish your dirty little mind a Merry Christmas

[blindswelledrat]

It's not us with the dirty minds ffs!
You're the one leaning over a raw turkey, sweating, fiddling with its tits and fanny!
Pervert

[darth dave]

Oh dear - it's time for Christmas jokes is it?

Are you a leg or a breast man?

That bird needs a good stuffing!

Etc.

[pagey]

blindswelledrat said:

It's not us with the dirty minds ffs! You're the one leaning over a raw turkey, sweating, fiddling with its tits and fanny! Pervert