Agggghhh, the shame........
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Just come back from work and despite tidying up after myself, it seems I have still left a load of depraved filth on the computer.
I have quite frankly never been so embarrased in my life. I am well and truly ashamed of myself.
What's more is the bastard tackled me face to face about it....
I have quite frankly never been so embarrased in my life. I am well and truly ashamed of myself.
What's more is the bastard tackled me face to face about it....
I once had a frantic call at home from a guy who works at my place of work. He'd been, lets say, pleasuring himself after downloading certain illicit pictures on his kids home computer. He was a total PC numpty and after downloading a particulary juicy pic then saved it as his desktop wallpaper !!
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
>> Edited by nick heppinstall on Thursday 15th December 17:34
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
>> Edited by nick heppinstall on Thursday 15th December 17:34
... Better not go there!sadako said:
Love Machine. Do you know what a proxy server is? That is what you get a work internet connection to. It is also capagle of logging everywhere you go on the internet. You could format the drive and people will still know where you surfed. Do not surf pr0n at work!
Even if the router uses NAT everythings probably still logged. Well it is on my router at home and the routers they use at work and my mate who looks after a medium scale network logs all the traffic and mines it for anything dodgy
Beware, they are watching you
nick heppinstall said:
I once had a frantic call at home from a guy who works at my place of work. He'd been, lets say, pleasuring himself after downloading certain illicit pictures on his kids home computer. He was a total PC numpty and after downloading a particulary juicy pic then saved it as his desktop wallpaper !!
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
I had an emergency 'call' to help a fiend who decided it would be good to bone his new girly in his fathers brand new 7 series. He rang me at around 2am on a Saturday morning. She, being a bit posh would be an ideal candidate or christening the new vehicle while daddy was away, but it went badly wrong when she got her high heeled shoe wedged firmly in the cassette slot of the Blaupunkt Montreal
Unfortunately for him Dad was due back from his holidays in Oz, and had just rang from the plane to say he would be at the airport (and wanted to be picked up in is his car) in three hours.
By the time I reached his house, 'Fred' was close to tears. What ensued was the fastest strip down of a car stereo I have ever done, and we managed to get it all back and pick up dad without him knowing anything. Unfortunately for Fred, he had dropped half a condom packet down the side of the seat which his dad found while cleaning the car the next week.
ultimasimon said:
I once had a frantic call at home from a guy who works at my place of work. He'd been, lets say, pleasuring himself after downloading certain illicit pictures on his kids home computer. He was a total PC numpty and after downloading a particulary juicy pic then saved it as his desktop wallpaper !!
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
I had an emergency 'call' to help a fiend who decided it would be good to bone his new girly in his fathers brand new 7 series. He rang me at around 2am on a Saturday morning. She, being a bit posh would be an ideal candidate or christening the new vehicle while daddy was away, but it went badly wrong when she got her high heeled shoe wedged firmly in the cassette slot of the Blaupunkt Montreal
Unfortunately for him Dad was due back from his holidays in Oz, and had just rang from the plane to say he would be at the airport (and wanted to be picked up in is his car) in three hours.
By the time I reached his house, 'Fred' was close to tears. What ensued was the fastest strip down of a car stereo I have ever done, and we managed to get it all back and pick up dad without him knowing anything. Unfortunately for Fred, he had dropped half a condom packet down the side of the seat which his dad found while cleaning the car the next week.
you see? and they call it 'safe sex'. shows what they know
nervous said:
I once had a frantic call at home from a guy who works at my place of work. He'd been, lets say, pleasuring himself after downloading certain illicit pictures on his kids home computer. He was a total PC numpty and after downloading a particulary juicy pic then saved it as his desktop wallpaper !!
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
I had an emergency 'call' to help a fiend who decided it would be good to bone his new girly in his fathers brand new 7 series. He rang me at around 2am on a Saturday morning. She, being a bit posh would be an ideal candidate or christening the new vehicle while daddy was away, but it went badly wrong when she got her high heeled shoe wedged firmly in the cassette slot of the Blaupunkt Montreal
Unfortunately for him Dad was due back from his holidays in Oz, and had just rang from the plane to say he would be at the airport (and wanted to be picked up in is his car) in three hours.
By the time I reached his house, 'Fred' was close to tears. What ensued was the fastest strip down of a car stereo I have ever done, and we managed to get it all back and pick up dad without him knowing anything. Unfortunately for Fred, he had dropped half a condom packet down the side of the seat which his dad found while cleaning the car the next week.
you see? and they call it 'safe sex'. shows what they know
ultimasimon said:
I once had a frantic call at home from a guy who works at my place of work. He'd been, lets say, pleasuring himself after downloading certain illicit pictures on his kids home computer. He was a total PC numpty and after downloading a particulary juicy pic then saved it as his desktop wallpaper !!
Of course he did not have a clue on how to change it back and his kids and wife were due home
I 'owned' him for months after that !!
I had an emergency 'call' to help a fiend who decided it would be good to bone his new girly in his fathers brand new 7 series. He rang me at around 2am on a Saturday morning. She, being a bit posh would be an ideal candidate or christening the new vehicle while daddy was away, but it went badly wrong when she got her high heeled shoe wedged firmly in the cassette slot of the Blaupunkt Montreal
Unfortunately for him Dad was due back from his holidays in Oz, and had just rang from the plane to say he would be at the airport (and wanted to be picked up in is his car) in three hours.
By the time I reached his house, 'Fred' was close to tears. What ensued was the fastest strip down of a car stereo I have ever done, and we managed to get it all back and pick up dad without him knowing anything. Unfortunately for Fred, he had dropped half a condom packet down the side of the seat which his dad found while cleaning the car the next week.
Don't worry - my parents honestly believe that me and the bf are just friends, 3 years down the line, living together etc...Dunno how they remain so naive considering I forgot to clean up the house when they were away in the summer...I thought I was doing so well - bathroom was all neat - toothpaste marks removed from basin, washing up done, clothes ironed, rubbish taken out, 15 used condoms left around the place..ahhh sh*t
And still they are in denial....
And then there was the time (many moons ago) when the other halfs mother was looking for something in his room, found a bottle of lube and a 12 pack and remarked "shouldn't you be using stronger ones?" I laughed, then I died, then laughed, then died, then decided to wipe it from the memory...
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