Best one liner of the week.

[DJ111S]

From BBC sport.......

If you take the scrum out of the equation, we played well.
Former Australia coach Eddie Jones, defending the Wallabies' defeat by England.

If you take the assassination out of the equation, the President and Mrs Kennedy quite enjoyed the drive from Dallas to the airport.
Mike Carlton (Australian broadcaster) disagrees.

Love it!

[FourWheelDrift]

rivals Sue Barker on the Sports Personality of the year awards

While chatting to Wales rugby union coach Mike Ruddock, Barker brought up their chances of a repeat Grand Slam performance:

“Obviously you will be hoping to successfully defend the Six Nations Championship with your star player Gavin Henson… as long as you can keep him out of Church.”

(Those who don't know Gavin Henson is dating Charlotte Church)

[muley]

FourWheelDrift said:

rivals Sue Barker on the Sports Personality of the year awards While chatting to Wales rugby union coach Mike Ruddock, Barker brought up their chances of a repeat Grand Slam performance: “Obviously you will be hoping to successfully defend the Six Nations Championship with your star player Gavin Henson… as long as you can keep him out of Church.” (Those who don't know Gavin Henson is dating Charlotte Church)

Is he going up the aisle or entering via the vestry?

>> Edited by muley on Wednesday 14th December 09:15

[gbbird]

'It's a Big Fire' - local Hemel Hempsetad news

[silverback mike]

"It wasn't me"

[medicineman]

Vexed fire chief been interviewed.
Reporter "So how hot is it in there?"
Fire chief "Above ambient"

[lockstock2sb]

That sounds about right from hemel - however i heard a local resident on the radio just after it happened and i nearly pissed myself with laughter:

'I thought there was a Volcano erupting'

Now i live in hemel, and i know its a shithole, but i think its unlikely we have any volcano's in the vicinity !!



>> Edited by lockstock2sb on Wednesday 14th December 10:21