21 things you can only get away with at Xmas..
21 things you can only get away with at Xmas..
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apprentice

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Monday 12th December 2005
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(Apols if it's been posted before - but it made me laugh out loud!)


21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas


1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

ZR1cliff

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279 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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22,sprouts are just like pubes...push them to one side and carry on eating.

vixpy1

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294 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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23, I'm going to give this bird a good roasting

celticpilgrim

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273 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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ZR1cliff said:
22,sprouts are just like pubes...push them to one side and carry on eating.

I thought that was why pubic hair is like parsley

vixpy1

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294 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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celticpilgrim said:
ZR1cliff said:
22,sprouts are just like pubes...push them to one side and carry on eating.

I thought that was why pubic hair is like parsley


Can you shave Parsley?

Mrs BOOST EM

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252 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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"Shall we spit roast the bird this year?"

ZR1cliff

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Monday 12th December 2005
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Mrs BOOST EM said:
"Shall we spit roast the bird this year?"



Yea yea yea

vixpy1

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294 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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Hold the birds legs, I'm going to stuff it.

ZR1cliff

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Monday 12th December 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Hold the birds legs, I'm going to stuff it.


YABADABADOOOOO

vixpy1

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294 months

Monday 12th December 2005
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ZR1cliff said:
vixpy1 said:
Hold the birds legs, I'm going to stuff it.


YABADABADOOOOO


Wilmaaaaaaa!!!!

'I'd got with Wilma, but i'd be thinking of Betty'

apprentice

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Monday 12th December 2005
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24. You've got the bigger end... so make a wish!