I am an idiot...... Really, I am....

[up-the-dubs]

So there I was, chatting up some girls on the side of the street, when I decided that this was the oppertune moment to continue the conversation. Problem was that the rickshaw I was in (don't ask) was still moving. Que one idiot, leaping out of said rickshaw, and landing flat on his face. Result? One extremy scratched face, two bust lips, a bust knee and one being lucky to get away with retaining ones teeth.

Lesson for the evening? Tell the guy to stop.




And stop trying your best with anything with a pulse.




I won at the casino, but I don't think my mammy will be happy at all!

[Trooper2]

Aaah, your only in 1st grade at the school of hard knocks.....

Keep trying though and maybe you can match some of the royal f-ups I've created for myself over the years.


and before you ask for any examples let me say there isn't enough Internet.

>> Edited by Trooper2 on Saturday 10th December 07:39

[cross-eyed-twit]

here's a good place to start. Come on, spill the beans...

[up-the-dubs]