Are you 'hard'

[lazyitus]

I drove past a man this morning, 7:15am and -4.5 degrees C.

He had a T-Shirt on.

Is he 'hard' or what???


In an attempt to prove my manliness next week, I'm gonna wear no top whatsoever and hang out of the window pointing at him shouting "come on then". Then I'm gonna burn off into the distance.

Will this put me in the same league as this man or do I need to be clutching my crotch whilst smoking a Marlboro at the same time?

Oh, I wish I was hard.

Hero.

[chilli]

Bloke on the train this morning (06:11)....Had his bike blocking the whole carraige, and was wearing tiny shorts and a vest....... Headcase!

[andy mac]

I once opened the freezer with nothing but boxers on... is that the same thing?

[lazyitus]

andy mac said:

I once opened the freezer with nothing but boxers on... is that the same thing?

Only if you opened a Budweiser with your teeth and spat it at your missus.

Rock hard!

[trackdemon]

lazyitus said:

I drove past a man this morning, 7:15am and -4.5 degrees C. He had a T-Shirt on. Is he 'hard' or what??? In an attempt to prove my manliness next week, I'm gonna wear no top whatsoever and hang out of the window pointing at him shouting "come on then". Then I'm gonna burn off into the distance. Will this put me in the same league as this man or do I need to be clutching my crotch whilst smoking a Marlboro at the same time? Oh, I wish I was hard. Hero.

I think you've mistaken 'hard' for 'bellend'

[beano500]

Might have had to "leave the scene" in a hurry after a busy night out????

[chilli]

andy mac said:

I once opened the freezer with nothing but boxers on... is that the same thing?

Slightly different story, but was cooking (using the oven) once whilst wearing just my dressing gown.....Went to grab something out of the cupboard over the oven, and "something" slipped out and touched the glass door of the oven....Don't wish that on anyone!!!!!!

[lazyitus]

chilli said:

whilst wearing just my dressing gown.....

not hard.

[BliarOut]

So you've finally met Raf Dug then

[lazyitus]

BliarOut said:

So you've finally met Raf Dug then

Fair play to Dug, it was warm in his 'Saab' picture. If he was really hard, he'd have had his nipples on show, surely?

[chilli]

lazyitus said:

chilli said: whilst wearing just my dressing gown..... not hard.

You're right...It was a "towelly" one as well....Quite warm in fact...JESUS I'm soft.

[mr clive]

I cycle to work most days. There is usually no need for a coat as I soon end up sweating like a pig. Today though, I got 10m before turning around and putting a coat on.

A t-shirt is just suicidal

[Code Monkey]

i cycled this morning, with a fleece underneath my sheerling leather coat, got to train station took of my fleece hat and gloves and could see in window reflection my heading gently steam.

was warm though and with a hangover keeping warm is a good thing. also sweating out what was left of the alchohol is also useful on the way into work

[ZR1cliff]

lazyitus said:

I drove past a man this morning, 7:15am and -4.5 degrees C. He had a T-Shirt on. Is he 'hard' or what??? In an attempt to prove my manliness next week, I'm gonna wear no top whatsoever and hang out of the window pointing at him shouting "come on then". Then I'm gonna burn off into the distance. Will this put me in the same league as this man or do I need to be clutching my crotch whilst smoking a Marlboro at the same time? Oh, I wish I was hard. Hero.

Thats nothing,the chicks around my way queue on the taxi rank for up to an hour with little t-shirt tops and mine skirts on in minus conditions,,,the're hard and they really look forward to seeing me..and i look forward to seeing theirs

[YarisSi]

I cycle in and always have to choose freezing or sweating it's mental.

By the way dressing gowns are for men who don't need to prove their hardness (everyone can see it poking out).

[holmsie]

I remember standing in a taxi queue for an hour in newcastle last december. I had a big winter coat on and was still freezing, but the girl in front of me had nothing but a boob tube and a mini skirt on.
I wondered if i should be a gentleman and give her my jacket but bollox to that!!
The girls are hard up here i tell you!!

[lazyitus]

holmsie said:

The girls are hard up here i tell you!!

Is that hard up

or

hard, up here?

[BliarOut]

holmsie said:

I remember standing in a taxi queue for an hour in newcastle last december. I had a big winter coat on and was still freezing, but the girl in front of me had nothing but a boob tube and a mini skirt on. I wondered if i should be a gentleman and give her my jacket but bollox to that!! The girls are hard up here i tell you!!

I was waiting for someone from Newcastle to appear. Definitely wouldn't want to run a hat and coat shop in that city

[ZR1cliff]

holmsie said:

I remember standing in a taxi queue for an hour in newcastle last december. I had a big winter coat on and was still freezing, but the girl in front of me had nothing but a boob tube and a mini skirt on. I wondered if i should be a gentleman and give her my jacket but bollox to that!! The girls are hard up here i tell you!!

Down here they sit on concrete kerbs eating their kebabs with their legs open....honest! ,they are so pi55ed the filthy little animals dont realise.
Thats hard

[holmsie]

They eat their own kebabs!! Jesus, that is hard!!