30 Facts About Chuck Norris

[neil.b]

#10 "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."

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Christ, I'm in tears here...

[Nevin]

Very random, but very funny

[r988]

Wow, I always assumed he was born with a beard

[JonRB]

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

[tonyvid]

Who's Chuck Norris?

[r988]

tonyvid said:

Who's Chuck Norris?

Have you never seen Walker Texas ranger or any of his crap movies!? Shame on you...

[eharding]

Ah...but Chuck Norris vs. The Predator...who would win?

[celticpilgrim]

'And I believe it, 'cos it's true'!!!

Doe a similar list of truths exist for Steven Segal, or is he just an arse?

[kneedowndeano]

segal is an arse.

[neil.b]

celticpilgrim said:

'And I believe it, 'cos it's true'!!! Doe a similar list of truths exist for Steven Segal, or is he just an arse?

Mr T and Vin Diesel....

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