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When we die and (if we) go to Heaven, hows it all going to work?
Will look like we did just before we died?
If your partner dies and you get a new one will your ex be there waiting for you?
Will all faiths send their members to the same Heaven?
If God forgives us our sins will we all get in anyway?
Will look like we did just before we died?
If your partner dies and you get a new one will your ex be there waiting for you?
Will all faiths send their members to the same Heaven?
If God forgives us our sins will we all get in anyway?
stovey said:
When we die and (if we) go to Heaven, hows it all going to work?
Will look like we did just before we died?
If your partner dies and you get a new one will your ex be there waiting for you?
One day, me, stovey and Vixpy all die, and go to heaven.
At the pearly gates, we're all met by St Peter.
"Welcome to heaven boys" says St Peter, "This is paradise, with infnite bandwidth and Ted's servers never go down. The only rule laid down by our god, the lord Ted is do not step on the Pink fluffy cloud"
So me, stovey and Vixpy all go our seperate ways to surf PH to our hearts content, and agree to meet up at the forthcoming Black Angel-Wings and Pie.
We meet up, and I'm there with Vixpy, and in walks stovey with a real munter. This bird is hideous, fat, hairy and ugly. stovey quickly makes his confession. "I trod on the pink fluffy cloud and as my punishment I have to sleep with this thing for all eternity."
So we chat, comiserate stovey and agree to meet up at the next one.
At the next Black Angel-Wings and Pie meet, we all meet up, and stoveys there with his monster of a woman and Vixpy, and I walk in with an even worse munter. This bird is more hideous, fatter, hairyier and uglyier. I quickly make my confession. "I trod on the pink fluffy cloud and as my punishment I have to sleep with this thing for all eternity."
So we chat, comiserate me and agree to meet up at the next one.
So at the next Black Angel-Wings and Pie meet, I'm there with my munter, stovey is there with his, and in walks Vixpy with Lois! "Oh my god" we both cry, "What happened"
"I trod on the pink fluffy cloud" says Lois....
sorry mate
>> Edited by jimothy on Tuesday 15th November 08:23
excellent 
stovey said:
When we die and (if we) go to Heaven, hows it all going to work?
Will look like we did just before we died?
If your partner dies and you get a new one will your ex be there waiting for you?
Will all faiths send their members to the same Heaven?
If God forgives us our sins will we all get in anyway?
To quote the wise man Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin said:
And if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called heaven. Haha! I'm yankin' ya, ya just rot in the ground.
mybrainhurts said:
I'm afraid I'm going to live forever, sorry.......
geeez that would get boring after a while
Hell is obviously the place to be though, it's warmer, more interesting people, more people to talk to while your having your arse reamed with red hot pokers, which, lets face it is more fun than those bores in heaven. You'll also have more interesting conversations, in heaven it will be, so what did you do to get here? answer = nothing exciting or interesting in anyway shape or form. In hell, my god, where would you start
Hell is clearly more popular for a reason, they only make it sound bad because heaven was complaining about all the business it was losing
My fantastic now departed grandmother used to say "I wouldn't want to go to Heaven, I wouldn't know anyone there and I wouldn't like them anyway"
She got to 85 - she was happy with that... I'm sure she's somewhere out there with her dodgy friends having her 10am coffee with whisky in it as she always did!
She got to 85 - she was happy with that... I'm sure she's somewhere out there with her dodgy friends having her 10am coffee with whisky in it as she always did!
Piglet said:
My fantastic now departed grandmother used to say "I wouldn't want to go to Heaven, I wouldn't know anyone there and I wouldn't like them anyway"
She got to 85 - she was happy with that... I'm sure she's somewhere out there with her dodgy friends having her 10am coffee with whisky in it as she always did!
My grandfather used to say that he'd been to hell and had nearly frozen his nuts off as he 'couldn't get near the fire for bishops'.
Sorry chum, you're $10-worth of chemicals and some water - albeit very cleverly arranged.
It's very hard to think of oneself as not existing; hence we have heaven/hell/afterlife/reincarnation etc. I suspect we only have two lives: one for real, and one afterwards in the memories of the people who knew us.
It's very hard to think of oneself as not existing; hence we have heaven/hell/afterlife/reincarnation etc. I suspect we only have two lives: one for real, and one afterwards in the memories of the people who knew us.
Pigeon said:
If your partner dies and you get a new one will your ex be there waiting for you?
Yes, but it doesn't matter because there's no concept of marriage in heaven and you won't be married to either of them.
So if "Cudawuda" waits a while he can have his cake and eat it in heaven.
simpo two said:
Sorry chum, you're $10-worth of chemicals and some water - albeit very cleverly arranged.
It's very hard to think of oneself as not existing; hence we have heaven/hell/afterlife/reincarnation etc. I suspect we only have two lives: one for real, and one afterwards in the memories of the people who knew us.
Do you remember what it was like before you were born, say in 1900? - there you go, thats what it feels like to not-exist
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