Christmas pressie for many PH ranters...
Discussion
This should suit a lot of you.
Synopsis
If you hate: loft living; bar-clubs; Tony Blair; chick lit; global warming sceptics; Keane; loyalty cards; IKEA; Kabbalah; bling and Richard Curtis...then you need IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYTHING SHIT? - an encylopedic attack on modern culture and the standard reference work for everyone who believes everything is shit. Which it is. This book is for the large percentage of the population interested in saying NO to the phoney ideas, cretinous people, useless products and doublespeak that increasingly dominate our lives. This book is designed for everyone who thinks they may have mislaid their soul in a Coffee Republic. Never before has there been a book so completely full of shit. This very funny, well-informed, belligerent rant of a book adds up to an excoriating broadside against consumer capitalism that the authors hope will sell loads of copies.
Synopsis
If you hate: loft living; bar-clubs; Tony Blair; chick lit; global warming sceptics; Keane; loyalty cards; IKEA; Kabbalah; bling and Richard Curtis...then you need IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYTHING SHIT? - an encylopedic attack on modern culture and the standard reference work for everyone who believes everything is shit. Which it is. This book is for the large percentage of the population interested in saying NO to the phoney ideas, cretinous people, useless products and doublespeak that increasingly dominate our lives. This book is designed for everyone who thinks they may have mislaid their soul in a Coffee Republic. Never before has there been a book so completely full of shit. This very funny, well-informed, belligerent rant of a book adds up to an excoriating broadside against consumer capitalism that the authors hope will sell loads of copies.
then! Yes please! Please rush me my copy of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Sh!t? in a f***-off HUGE box, guaranteed to put the Postie's back out and really annoy him when he finds I'm not in and he has to take it to the local Post Office.
I enclose sod-all, sweet nothing, nada, forget it mate, yer not getting a penny out of me.
I understand that my home may be at risk if I am stupid enough to get into sackloads of debt.
I hereby allow you to circulate my personal details right round the known universe and look forward to receiving an entire rain-forest's worth of crap literature offering products that I will never buy.
Nothing contained herein affects your statutory rights.
I enclose sod-all, sweet nothing, nada, forget it mate, yer not getting a penny out of me.
I understand that my home may be at risk if I am stupid enough to get into sackloads of debt.
I hereby allow you to circulate my personal details right round the known universe and look forward to receiving an entire rain-forest's worth of crap literature offering products that I will never buy.
Nothing contained herein affects your statutory rights.
wedg1e said:
Yes please! Please rush me my copy of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Sh!t? in a f***-off HUGE box, guaranteed to put the Postie's back out and really annoy him when he finds I'm not in and he has to take it to the local Post Office.
I enclose sod-all, sweet nothing, nada, forget it mate, yer not getting a penny out of me.
I understand that my home may be at risk if I am stupid enough to get into sackloads of debt.
I hereby allow you to circulate my personal details right round the known universe and look forward to receiving an entire rain-forest's worth of crap literature offering products that I will never buy.
Nothing contained herein affects your statutory rights.
A work of genius Sir 
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