Christmas present suggestion : for the Ladies
Christmas present suggestion : for the Ladies
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vixpy1

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42,699 posts

294 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005520728,00.html

By JONATHAN WEINBERG
Sun Online

APPLE'S iPod is set to bring even more pleasure to music lovers this Christmas - after boffins invented a vibrator that moves in time with the songs.

The £25 iBuzz connects up to the gizmo and pulses while each tune is played.

When the volume is pumped up, the vibrations get faster as the music gets louder.

Ali Carnegie, of adult-store www.LoveHoney.co.uk, said the firm is already on the verge of selling out of the bullet-sized device before Christmas.

She said its inconspicuous design has been a big winner with women and claims the sex toy, totally unrelated to Apple, is perfect for giving users "big smiles on their way to work".

Jessamy Hawley, of Gadget Candy - a technology website aimed at women - believes combining two female passions is sure to prove a No1 hit.

She added: "The iPod is this era’s must-have accessory, while a vibrator is a timeless addition to every girl’s gadget drawer.

"Entwine the two and you’ve got the ultimate cheeky Christmas stocking filler."

The iBuzz is not the first tech-inspired vibrator.

Earlier this year, the Internet Enabled Rabbit was released, which allows lovers to hook up through cyberspace, while another on sale connects to a mobile phone and vibrates when a text message is received.

wedge girl

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269 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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vixpy1

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42,699 posts

294 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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No, I was reading the Sun

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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Christmas present for the ladies....

.... surely.

silversun

4,373 posts

256 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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vixpy1 said:
No, I was reading the Sun


You mean the Sun normally has words in it?

vixpy1

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294 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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Einion Yrth said:
Christmas present for the ladies....

.... surely.


Now that gives me an Idea... the vibrateing WHOCT, every girls best friend!

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

279 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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vixpy1 said:
...while another on sale connects to a mobile phone and vibrates when a text message is received.


I'm just thinking about the number of text messages I normally receive in one day!

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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This has been big in Japan for a while now.

Except, in the absence of a device such as this they have been using (admittedly small) mobile phones.

Apparently the incidence of being admitted to hospital with an 8850 lodged in your front and indeed back bottom has gone up markedly...

cotty

42,248 posts

314 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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cosmoschick said:
vixpy1 said:
...while another on sale connects to a mobile phone and vibrates when a text message is received.


I'm just thinking about the number of text messages I normally receive in one day!


You can do that already with phones with vibrating features, it just down to relocation

>> Edited by cotty on Monday 14th November 15:50

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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cosmoschick said:
vixpy1 said:
...while another on sale connects to a mobile phone and vibrates when a text message is received.


I'm just thinking about the number of text messages I normally receive in one day!

Oh so am I now

[/PervyOldMan]

cotty

42,248 posts

314 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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"APPLE'S iPod is set to bring even more pleasure to music lovers this Christmas - after boffins invented a vibrator that moves in time with the songs."

Suggestions as to what sort of music will be most popular?

Sales of Drum & Bass are going to go through the roof

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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Oh heck, this just runs and runs.......


Here's one vix made earlier..........




wedg1e

27,038 posts

295 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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Plotloss said:
This has been big in Japan for a while now.

Except, in the absence of a device such as this they have been using (admittedly small) mobile phones.

Apparently the incidence of being admitted to hospital with an 8850 lodged in your front and indeed back bottom has gone up markedly...


Doctor: Ha so. What up with patient?

Paramedic: Honolable doctor-san, this woman have RF burns to fanny.

Doctor: Oy vey!* That make four hunnerd this morning...!


*OK, I know it's Jewish, but I couldn't think up any Japanese exclamations...

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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wedg1e said:
Plotloss said:
This has been big in Japan for a while now.

Except, in the absence of a device such as this they have been using (admittedly small) mobile phones.

Apparently the incidence of being admitted to hospital with an 8850 lodged in your front and indeed back bottom has gone up markedly...


Doctor: Ha so. What up with patient?

Paramedic: Honolable doctor-san, this woman have RF burns to fanny.

Doctor: Oy vey!* That make four hunnerd this morning...!


*OK, I know it's Jewish, but I couldn't think up any Japanese exclamations...

Would now be a good time for a sushi joke?

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

279 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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cotty said:

You can do that already with phones with vibrating features, it just down to relocation


My mobile has a vibrating feature but I don't tend to use it because it's annoying and it vibrates so vigorously that it has been known to edge its way to the edge of the office desk and fall off!

So it's usually on silent.

vixpy1

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42,699 posts

294 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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cosmoschick said:
cotty said:

You can do that already with phones with vibrating features, it just down to relocation


My mobile has a vibrating feature but I don't tend to use it


cotty

42,248 posts

314 months

Monday 14th November 2005
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vixpy1 said:


Must have taken you ages to find that