Hang overs.......... getting worse :S
Discussion
tolerance ?? I want it back. 
2 Smokin Barrels said:
...and the bad news is: the older you get......
but don't let that stop you
I apparently barfed in Stu's toilet (my mate obviously) in his house in Swindon.
His housemate pointed it out lol, she wasn't impressed
I don't remember, I just remember watching the A-Team Dvd's and passing out on his sofa!!
2 Smokin Barrels said:
I apparently barfed in Stu's toilet
You weren't that pissed then!
airing cupboard, salad bowl (whilst passing it round the table), on your shoes,on somebody else's shoes, on the cat
that's pissed!
apparently I was trying it on with his house mate, I was like, no way ho zay, was I ? :P I hope not she's not that nice !!!!!!!!
Ferg said:
Englishman in New York?
Nope:
As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before
As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing inside her thing where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing inside your thing where my old thing should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before
I've always had bad hangovers, though they could be reduced by remaining hydrated.
I actually find lately that I have almost zero hangover effects, I can't work out why, the only thing I can think of is the lack of smoking at the local now, interestingly my friends have found the same
I also find hangovers are reduced if I stick to spirits (mainly scotch) rather than beer, which is strange as spirits are supposed to be worse for hangovers (so I've been told)
I actually find lately that I have almost zero hangover effects, I can't work out why, the only thing I can think of is the lack of smoking at the local now, interestingly my friends have found the same
I also find hangovers are reduced if I stick to spirits (mainly scotch) rather than beer, which is strange as spirits are supposed to be worse for hangovers (so I've been told)
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