John Terry

[vixpy1]

Oh dear..

I think the word is 'busted'

That'll teach ya for driving around in a VW.

[Einion Yrth]

What are you on about Charlie?

[off_again]

Yeah, whats he done this time?

[vixpy1]

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005520458,00.html

[dick dastardly]

I don't get it. Premier league footballer with bags of cash and a new Bentley and he pulls that dog?

[timmy30]

dick dastardly said:

I don't get it. Premier league footballer with bags of cash and a new Bentley and he pulls that dog?

hey she might have been a dog but she had a nice pair of puppies

[NikB]

Jenny from Esher said:

He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to **** both of you, I want to watch you ******* each other’s ******* and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****.

Fill in the blanks

[wolves_wanderer]

Premier League footballer in Pulling Teenage Bottle-Blonde Slapper Shocker

[Andy Mac]

Its the sun... YOU READ THE SUN!! :Rofl:

[vixpy1]

Andy Mac said:

Its the sun... YOU READ THE SUN!! :Rofl:

No, i look at the pics

[Andy Mac]

vixpy1 said:

Andy Mac said: Its the sun... YOU READ THE SUN!! :Rofl: No, i look at the pics

There is a reason for that... There is feck all to read!

[stumpage]

But they brought Striker Back!!!!!

[ZR1cliff]

He never learns,he's been in the sh*t before.

[Andy Mac]

of course, this is no different to any other bloke out there, its just that she is one of those kiss and tell women... she sees a quick buck involved...

[vixpy1]

Andy Mac said:

she sees a quick buck involved...

Typo?

[Andy Mac]

vixpy1 said:

Andy Mac said: she sees a quick buck involved... Typo?

yup... My mistake!

[FourWheelDrift]

vixpy1 said:

Andy Mac said: Its the sun... YOU READ THE SUN!! :Rofl: No, i look at the pics

You'll go blind.

[dieseljohn]

NikB said:

Jenny from Esher said: He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to **** both of you, I want to watch you ******* each other’s ******* and ******** on my *** ****, then ******* me. I want one of you ****** me and the other ******* ** my ****. Fill in the blanks

Bob from Jabbasport said:

He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to RACE both of you, I want to watch you EXAMINE each other’s ENGINES and COGITATE on my ECU CHIP, then INVOICE me. I want one of you OILING me and the other WORKING ON my CARS.

Ok, it gets a bit wierd at the end but it seems like an innocent enough message to his local tuning shop to me.


>> Edited by dieseljohn on Friday 11th November 14:22

[ZR1cliff]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Now its his turn to be F****d,,,if he was a good sh4g she wouldnt be going to the papers.

[john75]

Jenny, from Esher, said: “He wrote, ‘Oh my God I want to text both of you, I want to watch you dial each other’s mobiles and play on my new PS4, then beat me. I want one of you to post a tread about me on pistonheads and the other sell my story to the sun. I’m gonna give you both the best Xmas ever. I want you right now, send me a naughty picture’. He made it clear he wanted me and my dark-haired friend. I said about the picture, ‘Don’t you want to see the real thing’? That’s the last contact we had.”